Smokin' Seventeen: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum Novels)

and see if he feels it.”
    I bent over Ziggy. “Hey!” I said. “Are you okay? Can you get up?”
    Ziggy’s hand twitched a little, and his mouth opened, but no words came out.
    “I haven’t got all day here,” Lula said. “I need to Google vampire bites, and then I need to get some makeup for my neck.” She grabbed Ziggy’s foot. “Get his other foot, and we’ll drag him out.”
    We dragged Ziggy across the room, and I opened the front door. The second the sunlight hit him, Ziggy started shrieking. It was a high-pitched, keening
eeeeeeh
of the glass-breaking variety.
    “Holy shit, holy crap, holy moley!” Lula said, dropping Ziggy’s foot, jumping away. “What the hell’s wrong with him?”
    I kicked the door closed, and Ziggy stopped screaming.
    “I almost got diarrhea,” Lula said. “That was horrible. I never heard anyone make a sound like that.”
    Ziggy’s eyes were narrowed and his breath hissed from between clenched gums.
“No sun,”
he said.
    “Okay, now I’m freakin’,” Lula said. “I don’t know what to do. On the one hand I’m thinkin’ we need to drag him into the sun and burn him up, and the world has one less vampire. Butthen on the other hand I don’t want to see him get all oozing and gnarly like in a horror movie. I hate them horror movies where people get crispy.”
    “So what’s the deal?” I asked Ziggy. “Are you a vampire?”
    Ziggy shrugged his shoulders. “I might be,” he said.
    “How about we wrap him in a quilt,” Lula said. “That way we won’t cook him.”
    “Is that going to work for you?” I asked Ziggy.
    “I guess. Just don’t leave any holes where the sun can get to me. Wrap me up real good. And would you mind going upstairs and getting me my teeth?”
    “Hell no,” Lula said. “We’re not getting you no teeth. You already gave me a hickey. That’s as far as I’m goin’ with this whole creepy vampire thing.”
    We wrapped Ziggy in the quilt from his bed, carried him to my car, and loaded him into the backseat. Ten minutes from the police station he started to thrash around in his quilt.
    “What’s going on back there?” I asked Ziggy.
    “I’m restless,” Ziggy said. “I got restless leg syndrome. And I’m hungry. I need some blood.”
    “Pull over,” Lula said to me. “I’m gettin’ out.”
    “For the love of Pete, he’s in a quilt, he’s toothless, and he’s handcuffed!” I said to Lula. “And besides, he’s not a vampire.”
    “How do you know he’s not a vampire?”
    “I don’t believe in vampires.”
    “Yeah, me either, but how can you be sure? And anyways, he freaks me out no matter what the heck he is.”

SIX
     
    BY THE TIME we dropped Ziggy off at the police station and made a makeup run for hickey cover-up, it was almost noon.
    “Where are we going for lunch?” Lula wanted to know.
    “I thought I’d stop at Giovichinni’s.”
    Giovichinni’s Deli was on Hamilton, not far from the bonds office. It was a family enterprise, and it was second only to the funeral home for feeding the Burg gossip mill. It carried a full line of deli meats and cheeses, homemade coleslaw, potato salad, macaroni salad, and baked beans. It also had Italian specialty items, and it served as the local grocery with all the usual staples found in a convenience store.
    “I love Giovichinni’s,” Lula said. “I could get a roast beef sandwich with beans and potato salad. And they got the best pickles, too.”
    Five minutes later Lula and I were at the deli counter ordering sandwiches from Gina Giovichinni.
    Gina was the youngest of the three Giovichinni girls. She’s been married to Stanley Lorenzo for ten years, but everyone still calls her Gina Giovichinni.
    “I heard they found Lou Dugan,” Gina said to me. “Were you there when they dug him up?”
    “No, but I got there soon after.”
    “Me, too,” Lula said. “His hand was reachin’ up outta the grave. It was like he’d been buried alive.”
    Gina gasped. “Omigod. Is that true? Was he buried alive? Supposedly he was involved in some big deal that went bad.”
    “Must have gone
real
bad,” Lula said. “They planted him under the garbage cans.”
    “What kind of deal?” I asked Gina.
    “I don’t know. One of the girls who danced at the club was here getting an antipasto platter last week, and she said Lou was real nervous just before he disappeared, talking about losing a bunch of money, making travel plans.”
    “Where was he going?”
    “She