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bulk carrier, big and slow, but it could take any load. There could be anything in these barges, he thought, but there was no smell of goblins yet and there were two barges still to go and weather that was trying to get even worse.
With that thought, there was Stinky again, who apparently could come and go without ever being seen either coming or going. And he still glowed faintly. Vimes had to crouch to speak to him. âWhere are they, Stinky?â
The goblin farted, quite probably as a clown does, more for entertainment than relief. Clearly happy at the response, he cracked, âNumber one barge! Easy to get to! Easy to feed!â
Vimes eyed the distance to the barge immediately behind the Fanny . Surely there had to be some kind of walkway? Some means of getting into the barges so that the crew could access the cargo? He turned again to Feeney, dripping with rain and illumined by another flash of lightning. âHow many crew, do you think?â
Even this close, Feeney had to shout. âProbably two men, or a man and boy, down below in what they call the cowshed! Along with the engineer, and generally a loadmaster or cargo captain! Sometimes a cook, if the captainâs wife doesnât want to do the job, although mostly they do, and then one or two lads learning the business and acting as general lookouts and wharf rats!â
âIs that all? No guards?â
âNo, sir, this ainât the high seas!â
Two barges crashed together, sending up a plume of water that succeeded in at last filling Vimesâs boots right to the top. There was no point in emptying them, but he managed to growl through the storm, âIâve got news for you, lad. The waterâs getting higher.â
He steeled himself for the jump on to the next erratic barge and wondered: Even so, where are the people? Surely they donât all want to die? He waited and jumped again as the barge presented itself, and landed heavily just in time to see his sword cartwheeling roguishly into the stormy water. Cursing, and struggling to keep his balance, he awaited the next opportunity to narrowly survive and this time succeed. He leapt again and almost fell backward between the crashing timbers but, balancing perilously, fell forward instead and fell in and right through a tarpaulin, into an indistinct face which cried, âPlease! Please donât kill me! Iâm just a complicated chicken farmer! Iâm not carrying any weapons! I donât even like killing chickens!â
Vimes had managed to land with his arms around a plump man who would have screamed again had Vimes not clamped a hand over his mouth and hissed, âThis is the police, sir. Sorry for the inconvenience, sir, but who the hell are you and what is going on? Come on, thereâs no time to waste.â He pushed the man further into the barge and a soggy darkness and a recognizable smell told Sam Vimes that whether the frantic speaker was complicated or not he wasnât lying about the chickens. From the clucking, feathery gloom in the wire baskets beyond, there emanated yet another smell, announcing that a large number of chickens, never the most stoical creatures at the best of times, were now very frightened.
A vague silhouette demanded, âThe police? Here? Pull the other leg, mate! Who do you think you are? Bloody Commander Vimes?â
The barge bucked again and an errant egg spun out of the darkness and smacked into Vimesâs face. He wiped it off, or at least spread it around a bit and said, âWell, well, sir, are you always this lucky?â
H is name was false; in full it was Praise and Salvation False, and inevitably, when you have a false name you will insist on explaining why, even when imminent watery death is not only staring you in the eye but also everywhere else, possibly including both your trouser legs. âYou see, sir, my family originally came from Klatch, and our name was Thalassa but, of course, over a period of time people tend to mispronounce the way theyââ
Vimes interrupted him, because that was a more acceptable alternative to throttling him. âPlease, Mr. False, can you tell me whatâs been happening on the Fanny ?â
âOh dear, it was terrible, it really was extremely terrible! There was shouting and yelling and Iâm sure I heard a woman screaming! And now we keep hitting the bank, or at least thatâs what it sounds like! And the storm, sir, itâll
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