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Sam to know the names of all those grandfathers and grandmothers down the centuries? Vimes had never known his father. His mum told him that the man had been run over by a cart, but Vimes suspected that if this was true at all, then it was probably a brewerâs cart, which had ârun him overâ a bit at a time for years. Oh, of course there was Old Stoneface, the regicide, now rehabilitated and with his own statue in the city which was never graffitied because Vimes had made it clear what would happen to the perpetrator.
But Old Stoneface was just a point in time, a kind of true myth. There wasnât a line between him and Sam Vimes, only an aching gulf.
Still, Young Sam would be a duke one day, and that was a thought worth hanging on to. He wouldnât grow up worrying about what he was, because he would know , and the influence of his mother might just outweigh the enormous drag factor of having Samuel Vimes as a father. Young Sam would be able to shake up the world the right way. You need confidence to do that, and having a bunch of (apparently) loony but interesting ancestors could only impress the man in the street, and Vimes knew a lot of streets, and a lot of men.
Willikins hadnât entirely told the truth. Even city people liked a character, especially a black-hearted one or one interesting enough to materially add to the endless crazy circus show which was the street life of Ankh-Morpork, and while having a drunkard for a father was a social faux pas, having a great-great-great-grandfather who could drink so much brandy that his urine must surely have been inflammable, and then, according to Willikins, proceeded to go home to a meal of turbot followed by roast goose (with appropriate wines) and then played a hand of saddle pork * with his cronies until dawn, winning back his earlier lossesâ¦Well, people loved that sort of thing, and that sort of person, who kicked the world in the arse and shouted at it. That was an ancestor to be proud of, surely?
âI thinkâ¦Iâd like to go for a walk by myself,â said Vimes. âYou know, have a look round, poke about a bit, get the hang of this countryside business at my own pace.â
âWillikins ought to accompany you, dear,â said Lady Sybil, âjust in case.â
âIn case of what, my dear? I walk around the streets of the city every night, donât I? I donât think I need a chaperone for a stroll in the country, do I? Iâm trying to get into the spirit of things. Iâll look at daffodils to see if they fill me with joy, or whatever it is theyâre supposed to do, and keep an eye open for the very rare grebe warbler and watch the moles take flight. Iâve been reading the nature notes in the paper for weeks. I think I know how to do this by myself, dear. The commander of the Watch is not afraid to spot the spotted flycatcher!â
Lady Sybil had learned from experience when it was wise not to argue, and contented herself with saying, âDonât upset anybody, at least, will you, dear?â
A fter ten minutes of walking, Vimes was lost. Not physically lost but metaphorically, spiritually and peripatetically lost. The fragrances of the hedgerows were somehow without body compared with the robust stinks of the city, and he had not the faintest idea what was rustling in the undergrowth. He recognized heifers and bullocks, because he often walked through the slaughterhouse district, but the ones out here werenât bewildered by fear and stared at him carefully as he walked past as if they were calmly taking notes. Yesâthat was it! The world was back to front! He was a copper, he had always been a copper, and he would die a copper. You never stopped being a copper, on the whole, and as a copper he walked around the city more or less invisible, except to those people who make it their business to spot coppers, and whose livelihood depends upon their spotting coppers before coppers spot them. Mostly you were part of the scenery, until the scream, the tinkle of broken glass and the sound of felonious footsteps brought you into focus.
But here everything was watching him. Things darted away behind a hedge, flew up in panic or just rustled suspiciously in the undergrowth. He was the stranger, the interloper, not wanted here.
He turned another corner, and there was the village. He had seen the chimneys some way off, but the lanes and footpaths criss-crossed one another in a
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