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elevated position? Why donât you take a look at the beauties of the local countryside?â
Vimes nodded. âBy all means, if you think itâll do some good.â And he went away and examined a honeysuckle hedge with considerable interest, while Willikins, with his shiny gentlemanâs gentleman shoes and his immaculate jacket, strolled over to Jethro, put an arm around him and said, âThis is a stiletto Iâm holding to your throat and it ainât no ladiesâ shoe, this is the real thing, the cutting edge, as it were. You are a little twit, and I ainât the commander and I will slice you to the bone if you make a move. Got that? Now donât nod your head! Good, we are learning, arenât we? Now, my lad, the commander here is trusted by the Diamond King of Trolls and the Low King of the Dwarfs, who would only have to utter a word for your measly carcass to come under the caress of a large number of versatile axes, and by Lady Margolotta of Uberwald, who trusts very few people, and by Lord Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork, who doesnât trust anybody at all. Got that? Donât nod! And you, my little man, have the damn nerve to doubt his word. Iâm an easygoing sort of fellow, but that sort of thing leaves me right out of sorts, I donât mind telling you. You understand? I said, do you understand? Oh, all right, you can nod now. Incidentally, young man, be careful who you call a lackey, all right? Some people might take violent exception to that sort of thing. A word to the wise, lad: I know the commander, and you thought about your old mum and what might happen to her and I reckon that is why I wonât be seeing you in lavender, because he is a sensitive soul at heart.â
Willikinsâ knife disappeared as quickly as it had come, and with the other hand the gentlemanâs gentleman produced a small brush and tidied the blacksmithâs collar.
âWillikins,â said Vimes from the distance. âWill you go for a little walk now, please?â
When his manservant was loitering under a tree a little way further up the lane, Vimes said, âSorry about that, but every man has his pride. I bear that in mind. So should you. Iâm a copper, a policeman, and something here is calling to me. It seems to me that you have something youâd like me to know and itâs not just about who sits in the high castle, am I right? Something bad has happened, you are practically sweating it. Well?â
Jethro leaned toward him and said, âDead Manâs Copse on the hill. Midnight. I wonât wait.â
The blacksmith then turned round and walked away without a glance behind.
V imes lit a fresh cigar and strolled toward the tree where Willikins was appearing to enjoy the landscape. He straightened up when he saw Vimes. âWeâd better get a move on, sir. Dinner is at eight oâclock and her ladyship would like you to be smart. She sets a lot of store by your being smartly turned out, sir.â
Vimes groaned. âNot the official tights?â
âHappily not, sir, not in the country, but her ladyship was very specific about my bringing the plum-colored evening dress, sir.â
âShe says it makes me look dashing,â said Vimes morosely. âDo you think it makes me look dashing? Am I a dashing kind of person, would you say?â The birds started singing from a low branch of the tree.
âIâd put you down as more the sprinting sort, sir,â said Willikins.
They set off home, in silence for a while, which is to say that neither man spoke while wildlife sang, buzzed and screeched, eventually causing Vimes to say, âI wish I knew what the hell all those things are.â
Willikins put his head on one side for a moment, then said, âParkinsonâs warbler, the deep-throated frog-eater and the common creed-waggler, sir.â
âYou know?â
âOh, yes, sir. I frequent the music halls, sir, and thereâs always a bird or animal impersonator on the bill. It tends to stick. I also know seventy-three farmyard noises, my favorite of which is the sound of a farmer who has had one boot sucked from his foot by the muck heâs trying to avoid and has nowhere else to put his stockinged foot but in the said muck. Hugely amusing, sir.â
They had reached the long drive to the Hall now, and gravel crunched beneath their boots. Under his breath, Vimes said, âIâve arranged to meet young
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