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know something, I can see it in your eyes. If it turns out you knew something of importance about the blacksmith youâll have invited yourself to be an accessory after the fact, with a free option, if I can get the bit between my teeth, of before the fact, which leaves you right in the middle, and thatâs a fact.â
Jiminy wriggled, but Vimesâs grip was steely. âYour badge doesnât work here, Mr. Vimes, you know that!â
Vimes heard the tiny whine of fear in the manâs voice, but old coppers were tough. If you werenât tough, you never became an old copper. âIâm going to let go, sir ,â said Vimes, which is policemanâs code for âtrembling arsehole.â âYou think that legally around here I donât have a leg to stand on. This may or may not be true, but my man here is not a policeman and is not accustomed to doing things nicely like we in the job do, and you might end up without a leg to stand on as well. Iâm telling you this as a friend. We both know this game, eh? I expect you were working in the bar when the goblin was killed, yes?â
âI didnât know a bloody goblin was killed, did I? So how would I know when it may or may not have happened? My advice, sir ,â said Jiminy, with the same coded inflection that Vimes had used, âwould be to report the matter to the authorities in the morning. That would be young Feeney, calls himself a copper. Look, I came here to retire, Vimes, and staying alive is part of that. I do not poke my nose into that which does not concern me. And I know thereâs a lot of things that you could do and I know you ainât going to do them, but just soâs you donât go home empty-handed, Jethro lives where all blacksmiths live, right in the center of the village overlooking the green. He lives with his old mum, so I wouldnât disturb her at this time of night. And now, gents, Iâd better shut the pub. Donât want to break the law.â
The panel slid back, and there was the sound of a bolt slotting into place. A moment later, to the time-honored cry of âAinât you lot got no homes to go to?â they heard the front door open and the lane filled with men trying to get their brains to go in the direction of their feet, or vice versa.
In the shadows of the pubâs back yard, which smelled of old barrels, Willikins said, âWould you like to take a bet on whether your blacksmith is tucked up in his bed tonight, sir?â
âNo,â said Vimes, âbut this stinks to me. I think Iâve got a murder, but I havenât got a corpse, not all of it anyway,â he said, as Willikins opened his mouth. Vimes grunted. âFor it to be definitely murder, Willikins, you need to be missing an important bit of you that you really need to stay alive, like your head. Okay, or like your blood, but itâs difficult to collect that in the dark, isnât it?â
They set off, and Vimes said, âThe one thing you can say about the dead is that they stay dead, well, generally speaking, and soâ¦itâs been a long day, and thatâs a long walk and old age is creeping on, okay?â
âNot very noticeably from the outside, commander,â said Willikins loyally.
T he door was opened to them by a yawning night footman and as soon as he had retired Willikins produced from the pocket of his coat the reeking and severed goblin claw and placed it on the hall table.
âNot much to a goblin once you get past the head, or so they say. See, thereâs the ring on the finger. Definitely looks like stone, pretty good workmanship for a goblin.â
âAnimals donât wear jewelry,â said Vimes. âYou know, Willikins, Iâve said it before, youâd make a bloody good copper if it wasnât for the fact that youâd make a bloody good assassin.â
Willikins grinned. âI did think about the assassins when I was a lad, sir, but unfortunately I was not of the right social class and, besides, they have rules.â He helped Vimes out of his jacket and went on, âThe street donât have rules, commander, except one, which is âSurviveâ and my dear old dad would probably turn in his grave if I even thought of being a copper.â
âBut I thought you never knew who your father was?â
âIndeed, sir, that is the case, but one must consider the fact of heredity.â Willikins produced
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