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There was a pause. And Vimes glanced somewhat fearfully at Young Sam, who, thankfully, had returned to The Joy of Earwax and was therefore oblivious of all else.
âYou havenât touched your coffee, commander. Youâre just holding it in your hand and looking at me.â
Vimes took a deep draft of very hot coffee, which at the moment suited him just fine. He said, âThis is true? Iâm sorry, I donât know what to say.â
Tears of the Mushroom was watching him carefully, ready should he feel a biscuit attack coming on. They were in fact pretty good, and to hide his confusion he thanked her and took another one.
âBest not to say anything, then,â said Miss Beedle. âAll slaughtered, for no reason. It happens. Everybody knows theyâre a worthless people, donât they? I tell you, commander, itâs true that some of the most terrible things in the world are done by people who think, genuinely think, that theyâre doing it for the best, especially if there is some god involved. Well, it took a lot of those things, and quite a lot of time, to convince a little girl that she wasnât one of the nasty goblins anymore and was really one of the human beings who were not nasty at all, because one day they were certain she would understand that all this terrible business with the bucket of cold water and the beatings every time she spoke in the goblin tongue, or started absentmindedly to sing a goblin song, was in her best interest. Fortunately, although she probably didnât think so at the time, she was strong and clever and she learned: learned to be a good girl, learned to wear proper dresses and eat with a knife and fork and kneel down to pray her thanks for all that she was receiving, including the beatings. And she learned not to be a goblin so successfully that they allowed her to work in the garden, where she vaulted over the wall. They never broke her, and she said to me that there would always be some goblin in her. I never met my father. According to my mother he was a decent and hardworking man, and a considerate and understanding one too, I suspect.â
Miss Beedle stood up and brushed at her dress, as if trying to remove the crumbs of history. Standing there, in the chintzy room with the harp in it, she said, âI donât know who those people were who killed the goblins and beat my mother, but if I ever found out I would slaughter them without a thought, because good people have no business being so bad. Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to. And thatâs how it went,â she said. âMy father was a jeweler, and he soon found out that my mother was absolutely gifted in that respect, probably because of her goblin background that led her to have a feel for stones. Iâm sure that made up for having a wife who would swear in goblin when she was annoyedâand let me tell you a good goblin swear can go on for at least a quarter of an hour. She wasnât one for the books, as you might expect, but my dad had been, and one day I thought, âHow hard can writing be? After all, most of the words are going to be and , the and I and it , and so on, and thereâs a huge number to choose from, so a lot of the work has already been done for you. That was fifty-seven books ago. It seems to have worked.â
Miss Beedle sat back down in her chair and leaned forward. âThey have the most complex language you could possibly imagine, commander. The meaning of every word is contingent on the words around it, the speaker, the listener, the time of year, the weather, oh, and so many other things. They have something equivalent to what we think of as poetry; they use and control fireâ¦And about three years ago nearly all of them in this countryside were rounded up and carted away, because they were a nuisance. Isnât that why youâre here?â
Vimes took a deep breath. âActually, Miss Beedle, I came here to see my wifeâs family estate and let my lad learn about the countryside. In the process of which Iâve already been arrested on suspicion of killing a blacksmith and have seen the brutally slaughtered body of a goblin woman. On top of this I have no knowledge of the whereabouts of said blacksmith and, Miss Beedle, would like somebody to enlighten me, preferably yourself.â
âYes, I saw the poor thing, and Iâm sorry that I canât tell you where Jethro
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