The Accidental Detective

apply.
    “What?”
    “Never mind.” She must have used it wrong.
    “I like this one.” He indicated a red-and-white top. She had the distinct impression that he expected her to buy it for him. Did he think she was rich? That was understandable, given the hotel room, her easy way with room service, not to mention the minibar over the past few days. All on Barry, but Rory didn’t know that.
    Still, it seemed a bit cheesy to hint like this, although she had played a similar game with Barry in various stores and her only regret was that she hadn’t taken him for more, especially when it came to jewelry. Trips and meals were ephemeral and only true high-fashion clothing—the classics, authentic couture—increased in value. She was thirty-one. (Or thirty, possibly thirty-two.) She had only a few years left in which to reap the benefits of her youth and her looks. Of course, she might marry well, but she was beginning to sense she might not. She did not inspire matrimony, not that she had been trying. Then again, it was when you didn’t care that men wanted to marry you. What would happen as thirty-five closed in? Would she regret not accepting the proposals made, usually when she was in a world-class sulk? Marriage to a man like Barry had once seemed a life sentence. But what would she do instead? She really hadn’t thought this out as much as she should.
    “Let’s go back to the room,” she said abruptly. “They must have cleaned it by now.”
    They hadn’t, not quite, so they sat in the bar, drinking and waiting. It was early to drink, she realized, but only by American standards. In Rory’s company, she had been drinking at every meal except breakfast and she wasn’t sure she had been completely sober for days.
    Back in the room, Rory headed for the television set, clicking around with the remote control, then throwing it down in disgust. “I can’t get any scores,” he said.
    “But they have a crawl—”
    “Not the ones I want, I mean.” He looked around the room, restless and bored, and seemed to settle on her only when he had rejected everything else—the minibar, the copy of that morning’s
Irish Times,
a glossy magazine. Even then, his concentration seemed to fade midway through and he patted her flank. She pretended not to understand, so he patted her again, less gently, and she rolled over. Rory was silent during sex, almost grimly so, but once her back was to him, he began to grunt and mutter in a wholly new way and when he finished, he breathed a name into the nape of her neck.
    Trouble was, it wasn’t hers. She wasn’t sure whose it was, but she recognized the distinct lack of her syllables—no “Bluh” to begin, no gentle hiss at the end.
    “What?” she asked. It was one thing to be a stand-in for Barry, when he was footing the bills, to play the ghost of Moira. But she would be damned before she would allow a freeloader such as Rory the same privilege.
    “What?” he echoed, clearly having no idea what she meant.
    “Whose name are you saying?”
    “Why, Millie. Like in the novel
Ulysses.
I was pretending you were Millie and I was Bloom.”
    “It’s Molly, you idiot. Even I know that.”
    “Molly. That’s what I said. A bit of playacting. No harm in that.”
    “Bullshit. I’m not even convinced that it was a woman’s name you were saying.”
    “Fuck you. I don’t do guys.”
    His accent had changed—flattened, broadened. He now sounded as American as she did.
    “Where are you from?”
    He didn’t answer.
    “Do you live in Dublin?”
    “Of course I do. You met me here, didn’t you?”
    “Where do you live? What do you do?”
    “Why, here. And this.” He tried to shove a hand beneath her, but she felt sore and unsettled, and she pushed him away.
    “Look,” he said. “I’ve made you happy, haven’t I? Okay, so I’m not
Irish
-Irish. But my, like, ancestors were. And we’ve had fun, haven’t we? I’ve treated you well. I’ve earned my keep.”
    Bliss glanced in the mirror opposite the bed. She thought she knew what men saw when they looked at her. She had to know; it was her business, more or less. She had always paid careful attention to every aspect of her appearance—her skin, her hair, her body, her clothes. It was her only capital and she had lived off the interest, careful never to deplete the principle. She exercised, ate right, avoided drugs, and, until recently, drank only sparingly—enough to be fun, but not enough to wreck her