The Big Cat Nap

bright and beautiful, all things great and small, the Lord God made us all.” Herb folded his hands. “Did I get that right?”
    “Sounds good to me.” BoomBoom beamed a megawatt smile, then turned to Craig. “There’s an ultrasonic deterrent. You put a small stake in their tunnel and they’ll leave. Doesn’t kill them.” She glanced at Harry. “Not expensive.”
    “Yes, but do we have to buy them luggage?” Harry laughed.
    Finally the meeting drew to a merciful end, after which they all stayed for coffee, tea, or a Coke. Usually these meetings started at 6:00 P.M. , but it so happened that this one had been scheduled in the morning.
    Miranda’s odd accident was discussed, as was Herb’s truck problem.
    “Did I ever tell you all the story of when I had three accidents in one day?” Herb smiled.
    “Another trip down memory lane,”
Elocution, the middle kitty of the three, remarked.
    “I was sixteen, had my first vehicle, an old 1939 Chevy. Ran like a top. Anyway, I pulled out of the farm, didn’t get a mile down the road, and was rear-ended by old Kitchie Richards. Remember her?”
    The older board members did. They also remembered that Kitchie was deep in the grape.
    “Then what happened?” Craig asked, as if on cue.
    “Aunt Tally drove by, turned around, drove back to Rose Hill, and called the sheriff. While I waited for the sheriff, wouldn’t you know I was rear-ended again, this time by John Barrow. He just wasn’t looking where he was going.”
    “What happened to Kitchie?” BoomBoom asked.
    “Kitchie apologized as best she was able, turned around, and left. So up drives the deputy, sees that I’ve been hit twice. I hated to finger Kitchie, but I didn’t know what to do. Anyway, it was Tom Ix, still living, who was on duty. Took down everything, including John’s statement. So he told me to go on. I get in the Chevy—engine, wheels fine—and head toward Charlottesville. Didn’t get two miles downthat road when I was hit again. As luck would have it, Tom passed me as I sat by the side of the road with the culprit. None of these accidents were my fault. Well, Tom looked at me and said, ‘Son, you need to go home.’ So I did.”
    They laughed, chatted, then the group dispersed. Harry, BoomBoom, and Susan remained to clean up.
    “Are you taking Herb down to ReNu?” BoomBoom asked, tying up a trash bag.
    “I am,” Harry answered, while placing glasses in the cabinet. “Two accidents. Things go in threes.”
    “Harry, don’t say that,” superstitious BoomBoom reprimanded her.
    “Well, they do.”
    “Maybe we’d better do like old Deputy Ix told Herb. Go home.”
    “Finished!” Susan called out to Herb, who’d ducked back into his office.
    “All right. Any of you other girls want to ride along?”
    “What? I thought I was your only girlfriend,” Harry teased him.
    “Yes, but what man doesn’t want to be surrounded by beautiful women?” Herb’s eyes lit up.
    “Good answer.” BoomBoom smiled at him, then kissed him on the cheek. “I need to get out to the farm. We’re putting in a new well down at the main barn. The storms finally ruined the barn well. We’re still cleaning up the debris.”
    “I got some of that, too, but I think you got more than me,” Harry replied.
    “Mother Nature doesn’t pick favorites.” Susan added her two cents. “I’ll ride along as long as you brought the station wagon, Harry. Otherwise, we can go in mine.”
    “I did.”
    Soon the three sat comfortably in Harry’s Volvo station wagon, a gift from her husband. Harry—a motorhead, as was BoomBoom—marveled at how well the wagon handled, given its dimensions. If she put the seats down, she could haul a lot in the back.
    They drove out Route 240, turned left on Route 250, heading into Charlottesville. After twenty minutes in medium traffic, they movedalong Route 29 north and pulled in to ReNu Auto Works. Harry stepped out of the Volvo, as did BoomBoom. They’d wait to make sure. So often a vehicle was supposed to be ready, then you’d show up and it wasn’t finished yet.
    The front office had a counter with a young man behind it. Herb said he was there to pick up his truck.
    A badge on the young man’s left pocket read “Kyle.” He spoke into a phone. The three friends could hear the announcement in the back to bring up the 1994 Chevy half-ton.
    Nothing happened. Kyle asked for the Chevy again. No Chevy.
    Slightly irritated, he looked up at Herb. “They should be back