The Class Menagerie

those in the world, and most of them are still alive and kicking.“
    “Unfortunately,“ Shelley said with a grin.
    “Okay, we can come back later to reexamine our basic premise. But for now, let’s pretend that we know Lila was killed because she was blackmailing someone.“
    “Okay by me. Lead on, Sherlock.“ Shelley took a careful sip of her cocoa and closed her eyes appreciatively for a moment. “You have a great skill with premixed foodstuffs, Jane.“
    “All right. Let’s look at our list of suspects,“ Jane went on.
    “Who’s on the list?“
    “The Ewe Lambs,“ Jane said uneasily.
    “And who else?“
    “I don’t know. Shelley, you know perfectly well it has to be one of them.“
    “No, I don’t and neither do you.“
    Jane knew when she was on thin ice. “You might be right. But since we don’t know who the other suspects may be, let’s just talk about the ones we do know.“
    Shelley nodded grudgingly.
    “So, let’s consider first who had the opportunity.“
    “Anybody, I’d say. It depends on when she was killed, doesn’t it? I mean, she was out in the carriage house and found after everybody was locked in. But maybe she was killed before that. Before ten-thirty.“
    “Then it would have to have been between nine-thirty and ten-thirty. Right?“
    “She and whoever it was couldn’t have gone out the kitchen door between those times, could they?“ Shelley asked.
    “I don’t think so. Somebody or other was in the kitchen all the time. But there are doors all over the house.“
    “I don’t think this is getting us anywhere, Jane. It needn’t have taken more than a few minutes to smack her with a paint can—isn’t that what somebody said happened?—and smother her. And it’s not messy like stabbing or something. The murderer wouldn’t have had to sneak inside and wash blood off her clothes or anything like that. Just slip quietly back in the door she’d left by and pick up where she left off as if she’d just been to the bathroom or something.“
    “Hmmm—“
    “By the way, Mel was back this afternoon questioning everybody again. Exact movements and times. I actually felt sort of sorry for him.“
    “Did he seem depressed when he got done?“
    “Very. Understandably. Most of us, in our normal lives, could give a pretty good account of what we did and when. We’re tied to household schedules or office schedules or whatever. But this was meant as a vacation. Everybody I know turns their mental clocks off when they’re on a trip. I certainly do.“
    “Not only that, he’s got a couple of hours of night to consider,“ Jane said. “When the only reasonable answer to ‘where were you?’ is ‘in bed.’ Even though it might not have been true of one of them.“
    “Jane, this method of yours doesn’t seem to be doing us any more good than it did Mel.“
    “Then let’s try looking at it another way. Who has the most to lose? From Lila’s blackmail.“
    “Since we don’t know what she was blackmailing each of them about—“
    “No, assume for a moment that she had something truly horrendous on each of them. Who had the most to lose?“
    “Everybody, I’d say. If she knew something really awful, awful enough to send them to prison, for example, it could be anyone.“
    “But I doubt that it was anything like that. The one we know about, Kathy and her secret wealth, was merely embarrassing. The rest were probably variations on that sort of thing. Unless you assume that somebody did have something really terrible in her background. Gave away national military secrets or robbed a bank or the like.“
    “Well, I’d say probably Beth, then. She’s the one whose reputation is most important to her life. But I simply cannot imagine Beth ever doing anything that would even slightly endanger her reputation.“
    “But it’s pretty widely assumed that old Ted killed himself because she broke up with him. That could be considered a blot,“ Jane said.
    “As you say, ‘widely assumed.’ It’s no secret. And as you yourself reported, some of them tend to believe— or want to believe—that it was just a drunken accident that had nothing to do with her.“
    “Yeah... well, maybe some legal decision that she ruled on, but had some involvement with the participants that she didn’t admit?“
    “Can you really imagine that? She’s the most self-controlled person I’ve ever known. I think she stands outside herself constantly saying, ‘Is there any way this