The Darkest Evening of the Year

“Nickie’s my dog. I bought her. I own her. She’s mine .” He pointed the tire iron at his wife. “I know what’s mine, and I keep what’s mine. Nobody tells me what to do with anything that’s mine .”
    At the start of Carl’s rant, Amy rose from a crouch and stood staring at him, rigid and still and moon-eyed.
    Brian saw something strange in her face, an expression he could not name. She was transfixed but not by fear.
    Pointing the tire iron at Amy now, instead of at his wife, Carl said, “What are you staring at? What’re you even doing here, you dumb bitch? I told you Get out .”
    Brian put both hands on a dinette chair. It wasn’t much of a weapon, but with it, he might be able to block the tire iron.
    “Sir, I’ll pay you for the dog,” Amy said.
    “You deaf?”
    “I’ll buy her.”
    “Not for sale.”
    “A thousand dollars.”
    “She’s mine.”
    “Fifteen hundred.”
    Familiar with Amy’s finances, Brian said, “Amy?”
    Carl transferred the tire iron from his right hand to his left. He flexed his free hand as if he had been gripping the tool with such ferocity that his fingers had cramped.
    To Brian, he said, “Who the hell are you?”
    “I’m her architect.”
    “Fifteen hundred,” Amy repeated.
    Although the kitchen was not too warm, Carl’s face glistened with a thin film of greasy perspiration. His undershirt was damp. This was a drunkard’s sweat, the body struggling to purge toxins.
    “I don’t need your money.”
    “Yes, sir, I know. But you don’t need the dog, either. She’s not the only dog in the world. Seventeen hundred.”
    “What’re you—crazy?”
    “Yeah. I am. But it’s a good crazy. Like, I’m not a suicide bomber or anything.”
    “Suicide bomber?”
    “I don’t have bodies buried in my backyard. Well, only one, but it’s a canary in a shoe box.”
    “Somethin’s wrong with you,” Carl said thickly.
    “His name was Leroy. I didn’t want a canary, especially not one named Leroy. A friend died, Leroy had nowhere to go, he had nothing but his shabby little cage, so I took him in, and he lived with me, and then I buried him, though I didn’t bury him until he was dead because, like I said, I’m not that kind of crazy.”
    Under his brow, Carl’s eyes were deep wells with foul water glistening darkly at the bottom. “Don’t mock me.”
    “I wouldn’t, sir. I can’t. I was pretty much raised by nuns. I don’t mock, don’t take God’s name in vain, don’t wear patent-leather shoes with a skirt, and I have such an enlarged guilt gland that it weighs as much as my brain. Eighteen hundred.”
    As Carl transferred the tire iron from his left hand to his right, he turned it end for end, now gripping it by the lug socket. He pointed the pry end, the sharp end, at Amy, but said nothing.
    Brian didn’t know if the wife-beater’s silence was a good sign or a bad one. More than once, he’d seen Amy talk an angry dog out of a snarl, into a belly rub; but he would have bet his last dollar that Carl wasn’t going to lie on his back and put all four in the air.
    “Two thousand,” Amy said. “That’s as much as I have. I can’t go any higher.”
    Carl took a step toward her.
    “Back off,” Brian warned, raising the dinette chair as if he were a lion tamer, although a lion tamer would also have had a whip.
    To Brian, Amy said, “Take it easy, Frank Lloyd Wright. This gentleman and me, we’re building some trust here.”
    Carl extended his right arm, resting the tip of the pry bar in the recess between her collarbones, the blade against her throat.
    As though unaware that the point of a deadly weapon was poised to puncture her esophagus, Amy said, “So—two thousand. You’re a tough negotiator, sir. I won’t be eating filet mignon for a while. That’s okay. I’m more a hamburger kind of girl, anyway.”
    The wife-beater was a chimera now, only part angry bull, part coiled serpent. His gaze was sharp with sinister calculation, and although his tongue was not forked, it slipped between his lips to test the air.
    Amy said, “I knew this guy, he almost choked to death on a chunk of steak. The Heimlich maneuver wouldn’t dislodge it, so a doctor cut his throat open there in the restaurant, fished the blockage out.”
    As still as stone, the dog remained alert, and Brian wondered if he should take his lead from her. If the bottled violence in Carl was about to be uncorked, surely Nickie would sense it first.
    “This woman at a