The Kill Artist

the Office was money. Among the senior staff at King Saul Boulevard, his charitable instincts had earned him the nickname Hadassah. Indeed, money looted from the pension funds of Stone's companies had been used to bankroll Office operations for years. Whenever Shamron needed funds, Stone moved money through a series of dummy corporations and shell companies into one of Shamron's operational accounts in Geneva.
    Stone greeted Shamron that evening in the garish entrance hall. "Fuck's sake!" he roared in his trademark baritone bellow. "Rudolf, my love! Didn't realize you were in town. Why didn't you tell me you were coming? I would have arranged something suitable. A banquet. A human sacrifice." Stone laid his huge paw on Shamron's shoulder. "Treasonous bastard! You're lucky I'm here. Marvelous! Sensational! Come. Sit. Eat. Drink."
    Stone pulled Shamron into the sitting room. Everything was oversized, to accommodate Stone's mass: deep chairs and couches of hand-tooled leather, a thick red carpet, large ottomans, and broad, low tables covered with fresh flowers and expensive trinkets given to him by other rich men. Stone forced Shamron into a chair as if he were about to interrogate him. He strode to the window, pressed a button, and the heavy curtains drew back. A window washer was working on the other side of the glass. Stone rapped his fat knuckle against the glass and gave the window washer a karate chop of a wave.
    "I am the lord and master of all you see, Herr Heller," Stone announced, admiring his view. "This man washes my window every day. Can't stand a dirty window. Can you? If I ordered him to jump he'd do it and thank me for the suggestion later. Wouldn't do it out of loyalty. Or respect. Or love. He'd do it because he'd be afraid not to. Fear is the only emotion that really matters."
    The window washer finished quickly and rappelled down the building. Stone lumbered across the room and opened the refrigerator behind the bar. He pulled out two bottles of champagne-he never opened just one-and slammed the door shut again as though he were kneeing a competitor in the balls. He tried to open one of the bottles, but his thick fingers were ill designed for the task of peeling foil and twisting bits of wire. Finally he threw back his head and roared, "Angelina!"
    A terrified Portuguese maid entered the room, her eyes slightly averted.
    "Take these," Stone commanded, holding the bottles by the necks as though he were strangling them. "Remove the corks, bury them in ice. Bring food, Angelina. Mounds of food. Caviar, smoked salmon, and don't forget strawberries. Big fucking strawberries. Big as a teenage girl's titties."
    Stone fell into the corner of a couch and put his feet up on an ottoman. He removed his tie, twirled it into a ball, and tossed it over his shoulder onto the floor. He wore a striped shirt, handmade from Egyptian cotton, and maroon suspenders. The gold cuff links were nearly as big as the face on his solid gold wristwatch. Angelina came back into the room, deposited the tray of food, and fled. Stone poured champagne into flutes the size of beer glasses. He grasped a plum-sized strawberry, dipped it into the wine, and devoured it. He seemed to swallow it whole. Shamron suddenly felt like Alice. Everything was too big: the glasses, the strawberries, the slabs of smoked salmon, the giant-screen television silently playing an American financial news network, Stone and his ludicrous voice.
    "May we drop the pretenses, Herr Heller?"
    Shamron nodded. A technician from the Office's London station had swept the apartment earlier that evening and found no listening devices.
    "Ari, my friend!"
    Stone plunged a toast point into a bowl of caviar. Shamron watched as three hundred dollars' worth of beluga vanished down Stone's gullet. For twenty minutes he treated Shamron to tales of his business ventures, his charitable activities, his most recent meeting with the Prince of Wales, his active and diverse sex life. He paused only once to scream for Angelina to bring another vat of caviar. Shamron sat with his legs crossed, watching the bubbles rise in his champagne. Occasionally he murmured, "How interesting," or "That's fascinating."
    "How are your children?" Stone blurted, unexpectedly changing course. Shamron had a son serving in the IDF in the security zone of southern Lebanon and a daughter who had moved to New Zealand, gone native, and never returned his calls.
    "Fine," said Shamron. "And you? How are the