The Man With Two Left Feet

restaurant which had always appealed to Henry's imagination. Earnest devourer as he was of the solids of literature, he had tasted from time to time its lighter face—those novels which begin with the hero supping in the midst of the glittering throng and having his attention attracted to a distinguished–looking elderly man with a grey imperial who is entering with a girl so strikingly beautiful that the revellers turn, as she passes, to look after her. And then, as he sits and smokes, a waiter comes up to the hero and, with a soft '
Pardon, m'sieu!
' hands him a note.
    The atmosphere of Geisenheimer's suggested all that sort of thing to Henry. They had finished supper, and he was smoking a cigar—his second that day. He leaned back in his chair and surveyed the scene. He felt braced up, adventurous. He had that feeling, which comes to all quiet men who like to sit at home and read, that this was the sort of atmosphere in which he really belonged. The brightness of it all—the dazzling lights, the music, the hubbub, in which the deep–throated gurgle of the wine–agent surprised while drinking soup blended with the shriller note of the chorus–girl calling to her mate—these things got Henry. He was thirty–six next birthday, but he felt a youngish twenty–one.
    A voice spoke at his side. Henry looked up, to perceive Sidney Mercer.
    The passage of a year, which had turned Henry into a married man, had turned Sidney Mercer into something so magnificent that the spectacle for a moment deprived Henry of speech. Faultless evening dress clung with loving closeness to Sidney's lissom form. Gleaming shoes of perfect patent leather covered his feet. His light hair was brushed back into a smooth sleekness on which the electric lights shone like stars on some beautiful pool. His practically chinless face beamed amiably over a spotless collar.
    Henry wore blue serge.
    'What are you doing here, Henry, old top?' said the vision. 'I didn't know you ever came among the bright lights.'
    His eyes wandered off to Minnie. There was admiration in them, for Minnie was looking her prettiest.
    'Wife,' said Henry, recovering speech. And to Minnie: 'Mr Mercer. Old friend.'
    'So you're married? Wish you luck. How's the bank?'
    Henry said the bank was doing as well as could be expected.
    'You still on the stage?'
    Mr Mercer shook his head importantly.
    'Got better job. Professional dancer at this show. Rolling in money. Why aren't you dancing?'
    The words struck a jarring note. The lights and the music until that moment had had a subtle psychological effect on Henry, enabling him to hypnotize himself into a feeling that it was not inability to dance that kept him in his seat, but that he had had so much of that sort of thing that he really preferred to sit quietly and look on for a change. Sidney's question changed all that. It made him face the truth.
    'I don't dance.'
    'For the love of Mike! I bet Mrs Mills does. Would you care for a turn, Mrs Mills?'
    'No, thank you, really.'
    But remorse was now at work on Henry. He perceived that he had been standing in the way of Minnie's pleasure. Of course she wanted to dance. All women did. She was only refusing for his sake.
    'Nonsense, Min. Go to it.'
    Minnie looked doubtful.
    'Of course you must dance, Min. I shall be all right. I'll sit here and smoke.'
    The next moment Minnie and Sidney were treading the complicated measure; and simultaneously Henry ceased to be a youngish twenty–one and was even conscious of a fleeting doubt as to whether he was really only thirty–five.
    Boil the whole question of old age down, and what it amounts to is that a man is young as long as he can dance without getting lumbago, and, if he cannot dance, he is never young at all. This was the truth that forced itself upon Henry Wallace Mills, as he sat watching his wife moving over the floor in the arms of Sidney Mercer. Even he could see that Minnie danced well. He thrilled at the sight of her gracefulness; and for the first time since his marriage he became introspective. It had never struck him before how much younger Minnie was than himself. When she had signed the paper at the City Hall on the occasion of the purchase of the marriage licence, she had given her age, he remembered now, as twenty–six. It had made no impression on him at the time. Now, however, he perceived clearly that between twenty–six and thirty–five there was a gap of nine years; and a chill sensation came upon him of being old