The Science of Discworld II

car-and-driver-and-alcohol is even less predictable). Similarly, human development is a progressive interaction between the child’s intelligence and the culture’s extelligence: a complicity. This complicity progresses from simple vocabulary-learning to the syntax of little sentences and the semantics of fulfilling the child’s needs and wants and the parents’ expectations. The beginning of storytelling then becomes an early threshold into worlds that our kin the chimpanzees know not of.
    The stories that all human cultures use to mould the expectations and behaviour of the growing child use iconic figures: always some animals, and then status-figures of the culture (princesses, wizards, giants, mermaids). These stories sit in all our minds, contributing to our acting, our acting-out, our thinking, our predicting what will happen next, as caveman or cameraman. We learn to expect outcomes of particular kinds, frequently expressed in ritual words (‘And they all lived happily ever after’ or ‘So it all ended in tears’). 2 The stories that have been used in England over the centuries have changed in complicity with the changing culture – making the culture change, and responding to those changes, like a river changing its path across a wide flood-plain that it has itself built. The Grimm Brothers and Hans Christian Andersen were but the last of a long series, with Charles Perrault accumulating the Mother Goose tales around 1690; there were many collections before that, especially some interesting Italian groupings and retellings for adults.
    The great advantage we all get from this programming is very clear. It trains us to do ‘What if …?’ experiments in our minds, using the rules that we’ve picked up from the stories, just as we picked up syntax byhearing our parents talking. These stories-of-the-future enable us to set ourselves in an extended imagined present, just as our vision is an extended picture reaching much further out in all directions than the tiny central part to which we’re paying attention. These abilities enable each of us to see ourselves as being set in a nexus of space and time; our ‘here’ and ‘now’ form only the starting place for our seeing ourselves in other places at other times. This ability has been called ‘time-binding’, and has been seen as miraculous, but it seems to us that it is the culmination (for now) of an entirely natural progression that starts from interpreting and enlarging vision or hearing, and from ‘making sense’ in general. The extelligence uses this faculty, and hones and improves it for each of us, so that we can use metaphor to navigate our thoughts. Pooh Bear getting stuck, and unable to exit with dignity because he ate too much honey, is precisely the kind of parable that we carry with us to guide our actions, as metaphor, from day to day. So are Biblical stories, with all their lessons for life.
    Holy books like the Bible and the Koran take this ability one giant step further. The Biblical prophets do, wholesale, what each of us has been programmed to do retail for our own life and those of our own nearest and dearest. The prophets predicted what would happen to everybody in the tribe if they continued their current behaviour, and thereby changed that behaviour. This was a step on the way to those modern prophets who predict The End Of The World some time soon. They seem to feel that they have perceived a trend, a constraint in the universe, that the rest of us have not understood, and whose properties are directing the universe along some undesirable or calamitous path. Though they don’t usually mean ‘universe’, they mean ‘my world and nearer ones’. So far they haven’t been right. But we would not be here to write these words if they had been, which is another anthropic issue, but not a very important one because they have been wrong rather often. They predict what will happen If This Goes On; but, increasingly it seems, This doesn’t Go On for very long because it’s unexpectedly replaced by a new This.
    We all think that we can become better prophets with practice. We all think we have a clever way to build ‘the road not taken’ into ourexperience. Then we invent time travel, at least in our imaginations. We all want to go back to the beginning of that argument with the boss, and do it right this time. We want to