Tunnels 01, Tunnels

interesting," Will said noncommittally.
    "Not after years of it, it ain't," Tam said. "Still, it keeps the White Necks at bay." He took a deep swig from his tankard, then straightened his back and let out a contented sigh. "Yep, if I had a florin for every 'As above, so bloody below' I've said, I'd be a rich man today."
    "'As yesterday, so tomorrow,'" Joe Waites said in a weary, nasal voice, mimicking a Styx preacher. "'So sayeth the Book of Catastrophes.'" He gave a huge exaggerated yawn, which afforded Will a rather unsettling view of his pink gums and the sad, lone tooth.
    "And if you've heard one catastrophe, you've heard them all." Imago nudged Will in the ribs.
    "Amen," chorused Jesse Shingles and Joe Waites, knocking their tankards together and laughing. "Amen to that!"
    "Now, now, it brings comfort to them that don't have minds of their own," Tam said.
    Will looked out of the corner of his eye at Cal and saw that he was joining in and laughing with the rest of them. This puzzled Will; at times his brother appeared to be filled with a religious zeal, but at others he didn't stint at showing a total lack of respect, even a contempt, for it.
    "So, Will, what do you miss most about life up top?" Jesse Shingles suddenly asked, jerking his thumb toward the rock roof above their heads. Will looked uncertain and was about to say something when the little man went on. "I'd miss the fish and chips, not that I've ever tasted them." He winked conspiratorially at Imago.
    "That's enough of that." Tam's brow creased with concern as he cast his eyes over the people milling around them. "Not the time or the place."
    Cal had been happily sipping his drink but noticed Will was being a little reticent with his. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and turned to his brother, gesticulating toward his so-far-untouched tankard. "Go on, try it!"
    Will tentatively took a mouthful of the chalky fluid and held it in his mouth for a moment before gulping it down.
    "Well?" Cal inquired.
    Will ran his tongue around his lips. "Not bad," he said. Then it bit. His eyes widened and watered as his throat began to burn. He spluttered, trying vainly to stifle the coughing fit that followed. Uncle Tam and Cal grinned. "I'm not old enough to drink this stuff," Will gasped, putting the tankard back on the table.
    "Who's to stop you? Whole different set of rules down here. As long as you stay within the law, pull your weight, and attend their services, nobody minds if you let off a little steam. It's nobody's business, anyway," Tam said, slapping him gently on the back.
    As if to show their agreement, the assembled group raised their tankards and clanked them together with salutations of "Up yer cludgy!"
    And so it went, drink after drink, until about the fourth or fifth round -- Will had lost count. Tam had just finished telling a convoluted and unfathomable joke about a flatulent policeman and a blind orb-juggler's daughter that Will could make neither head nor tail of, although all the others found it hilarious.
    Picking up his tankard and still chuckling, Tam suddenly peered into his drink and, with his thumb and forefinger, pulled something out of the froth. "I got the bloody slug again," he said as the others burst once more into fits of uncontrolled laughter.
    "You'll be married within the month if you don't eat it!" Imago roared.
    "In that case...!" Tam laughed and, to Will's amazement, placed the limp gray object on his tongue. He moved it around inside his mouth before chewing and then swallowing it, to shouts of applause form his friends.
    In the lull that followed, Will felt sufficiently emboldened with Dutch courage to speak up.
    "Tam -- Uncle Tam -- I need your help."
    "Anything, lad," Tam said, resting his hand on Will's shoulder. "You only have to ask."
    But where did he start? Where did he begin? He had so many concerns swirling through his befuddled mind... finding his father... and what about his sister... and his mother... but which mother? Through this haze, one pressing thought crystallized -- one thing above all else, that he had to do.
    "I have to get Chester out," Will blurted.
    "Shhh!" Tam hissed. He glanced nervously around. They all drew together to encircle him in a secretive huddle.
    "Have you any idea what you're asking?" Tam said under his breath.
    Will looked at him blankly, not sure how to respond.
    "And where would you go? Back to Highfield? Think you'd ever be safe there again, with the Styx hunting you?