Twisted

the door.
    “Mr. Hartman,” Tribow said. “One more thing?”
    The killer turned. “What?”
    Tribow nodded to Detective Dick Moyer. He stepped forward, paused and gazed coldly into Hartman’s eyes.
    “Something you want, Officer?” the killer asked.
    Moyer gripped Hartman roughly and handcuffed him.
    “Hey, what the hell’re you doing?”
    Abrego and two of Hartman’s bodyguards stepped forward but by now a number of other police officers were next to Tribow and Moyer. The thugs backed off immediately.
    Hartman’s lawyer pushed his way to the front of the crowd. “What’s going on here?”
    Moyer ignored him and said, “Raymond Hartman, you’re under arrest for violation of state penal code section eighteen point three-one dash B. You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.” He continued the litany of the Miranda warning in a rather monotonous voice, considering the frenzy around him.
    Hartman snapped to his lawyer, “Why the hell’re you letting him do this? I’m paying you—do something!”
    This attitude didn’t sit well with the lawyer but he said, “He’s been acquitted of all charges.”
    “Actually not all charges,” Tribow said. “There was one lesser-included offense I didn’t bring him up on. Section eighteen point three one.”
    “What the hell is that?” Hartman snapped.
    His lawyer shook his head. “I don’t know.”
    “You’re a goddamn lawyer. What do you mean, you don’t know?”
    Tribow said, “It’s a law that makes it a felony to have a loaded firearm within one hundred yards of a school—Sunday schools included.” He added with a modest smile, “I worked with the state legislature myself to get that one passed.”
    “Oh, no . . .” the defense lawyer muttered.
    Hartman frowned and said ominously, “You can’t do that. It’s too late. The trial’s over.”
    The lawyer said, “He can, Ray. It’s a different charge.”
    “Well, he can’t prove it,” Hartman snapped. “Nobody saw any guns. There were no witnesses.”
    “As a matter of fact there is a witness. And he happens to be one you can’t bribe or threaten.”
    “Who?”
    “You.”
    Tribow walked to the computer on which Chuck Wu had transcribed much of the testimony.
    He read, “Hartman: ‘No, I wouldn’t’ve had time to go home after church and get the game. Mass was over at noon. I got to Starbucks about ten minutes later. I told you, my house is a good twenty minutes away from the church. You can check a map. I went straight from St. Anthony’s to Starbucks.’ ”
    “What’s this all about? What’s with this goddamn game?”
    “The game’s irrelevant,” Tribow explained. “What’s important is that you said you didn’t have time to go home between leaving the church and arriving at Starbucks. That means you had to have the gun with you in church. And that’s right next to the Sunday school.” The prosecutor summarized, “You admitted under oath that you broke section eighteen thirty-one. This transcript’s admissible at your next trial. That means it’s virtually an automatic conviction.”
    Hartman said, “All right, all right. Let me pay the fine and get the hell out of here. I’ll do it now.”
    Tribow looked at his lawyer. “You want to tell him the other part of eighteen point thirty-one?”
    His lawyer shook his head. “It’s a do-time felony, Ray.”
    “What the hell’s that?”
    “It carries mandatory prison time. Minimum six months, maximum five years.”
    “What?” Terror blossomed in the killer’s eyes.“But I can’t go to prison.” He turned to his lawyer, grabbing his arm. “I told you that. They’ll kill me there. I can’t! Do something, earn your goddamn fee for a change, you lazy bastard!”
    But the lawyer pulled the man’s hand off. “You know what, Ray? Why don’t you tell your story to your new lawyer. I’m in the market for a better grade of client.” The man turned and walked out through the swinging doors.
    “Wait!”
    The detective and two other officers escorted Hartman away, shouting his protests.
    After some congratulations from the police officers and spectators, Tribow and his team returned to the prosecution table and began organizing books and papers and laptops. There was a huge amount of material to pack up; the law, after all, is nothing more or less than words.
    “Hey, boss, sleight of hand,” Chuck Wu said. “You got him focusing on that game and he didn’t think about the