A Knife to Remember

think you’re about to have company.”
    Jane gave Willard the last of her cookie and went to look. A woman in jeans and a padded, hooded jacket was in the yard where the large tent was almost set up. She was gesturing to a young man as she headed for Jane’s back door.
    Jane had the door open before the woman reached it. “Can I help you?“ she asked.
    The woman shoved back her hood with one hand and extended the other to Jane. “Hi. I’m Maisie Valkenberg. May I come in? I need to murder somebody!”
     

2
     
    “Who’s that?“ Shelley asked as Jane came back into the living room.
    “Somebody who needed to use the phone,“ Jane said, then fell silent as the two of them shamelessly eavesdropped on the half of the conversation going on in the kitchen.
    “Listen, Anita,“ Maisie Valkenberg was saying firmly, “somebody’s really fallen down on the job. The phone line isn’t installed and I’m having to impose on the neighbors. My medical kit did not come out on Harry’s truck like you promised me it would and I’ve already had a grip with a bad splinter. I had to borrow tweezers and peroxide from makeup. This is not the way to run things and I’m going to be talking to the producers in a few minutes. You don’t want me unhappy, Anita. I can raise a really big stink if I need to. Safety regulations scare the money people half to death, you know.”
    There was a moment’s silence, presumably while the downtrodden Anita tried to defend herself. Maisie briskly fired another barrage of threats at her before hanging up.
    “Take notes, Jane,“ Shelley said in an undertone. “You might try that technique on Thelma.“
    “I’m really sorry to have bothered you this way,“ the visitor said, peeking her head in the living room door.
    “It’s no bother at all,“ Jane said. “Do you have a minute to sit down? You look like you could use something hot to drink. Coffee? Tea?“
    “Oh, what a good, good woman you are!“ Maisie exclaimed. “Coffee, please. As hot as you can make it. Craft services aren’t set up yet either.”
    Jane and Shelley exchanged bewildered looks. “What does that mean?“ Jane asked.
    Maisie had come into the living room and was methodically stripping off layers of clothing: her padded jacket, mittens, a muffler, stocking cap, cable-knit sweater. A trim, pretty woman of about forty-five, with springy dark hair, flashing eyes, and a red turtleneck over jeans emerged from the extra clothes.
    “I’m sorry. Craft services is the snack area in movie-ese. That’s what’s going into your backyard here. I really do apologize for bursting in here so rudely. I didn’t even ask your name.“
    “I’m Jane Jeffry and this is my neighbor Shelley Nowack.“
    “I’m Maisie Valkenberg. I’m the set nurse for this misbegotten production. Neighbor which way?”
    Shelley pointed.
    “Then you’ll be the honey wagons. And wardrobe goes on the other side.“
    “Honey wagons?“ Shelley asked.
    “Dressing rooms for the principal actors. Rest ooms for the rest of the cast and crew. The truck coming between your houses a few minutes ago was one of them.”
    Jane poured Maisie a fresh cup of coffee and took it to the microwave to nuke it to the boiling point. When she came back, Maisie was nibbling a cookie and saying, “Have you ever watched a movie being made before?“
    “Only when my parents took us on the obligatory trip to California when I was a child,“ Shelley said. “We toured a studio, but I don’t remember it looking anything like this.“
    “No, the studios are sanitized. Especially the ones that allow tourists. Location work is a whole different game. You’ll probably enjoy it a lot. It’s a weird, inbred little world and probably very different from what you’d imagine. My base will be by craft services. Bring your lawn chairs out tomorrow when they start filming and I’ll try to explain anything I can.“
    “Won’t we be in the way?“
    “Not if you stick with me. They’re putting up a fake building to shield the ‘innards’ of the production from the camera’s sight. We’ll be able to peek through. Just don’t invite everybody you know.“
    “What about the kids?“ Jane asked. “My son’s school is having an in-service day tomorrow. He’s dying to watch.“
    “How old is he?“
    “Eighteen.”
    Maisie nodded. “Let me see if I can’t find him something to do. Some kind of gofer job. He’d have fun.“
    “That would be great! Tell us about