A Malazan Book of the Fallen Collection 1

caught Mappo by surprise. It was Malazan. 'None, Iskaral.'
    'Call me by my title!'
    'High Priest—'
    'Wrong!'
    'High Priest Iskaral Pust of the Tesem Temple of Shadow—'
    'Idiot! You are Servant! Which makes me .. .'
    'Master.'
    'Indeed.' Iskaral turned to Mappo. 'We rarely talk,' he explained.
    Icarium joined them. 'This is Tesem, then. I was led to believe it was a monastery, sanctified to the Queen of Dreams—'
    'They left,' Iskaral snapped. 'Took their lanterns with them, leaving only ...'
    'Shadows.'
    'Clever Jhag, but I was warned of that, oh yes. You two are sick as undercooked pigs. Servant has prepared your chambers. And broths of healing herbs, roots, potions and elixirs. White Paralt, emulor, tralb—'
    'Those are poisons,' Mappo pointed out.
    'Are they? No wonder the pig died. It's almost time, shall we prepare to ascend?'
    'Lead the way,' Icarium invited.
    'A life given for a life taken. Follow me. None can outwit Iskaral Pust.' The High Priest faced the cleft with a fierce squint.
    They waited, for what Mappo had no idea. After a few minutes the Trell cleared his throat. 'Will your acolytes send down a ladder?'
    'Acolytes? I have no acolytes. No opportunity for tyranny. Very sad, no muttering and grumbling behind my back, few satisfying rewards for this High Priest. If not for my god's whispering, I wouldn't bother, be assured of that, and I trust you will take that into account with all I have done and am about to do.'
    'I see movement in the fissure,' Icarium said.
    Iskaral grunted. 'Bhok'arala, they nest on this cliffside. Foul mewling beasts, always interfering, sniffing at this and that, pissing on the altar, defecating on my pillow. They are my plague, they have singled me out, and why? I've not skinned a single one, nor cooked their brains to scoop out of their skulls in civilized repast. No snares, no traps, no poison, yet still they pursue me. There is no answer to this. I despair.'
    As the sun sank further the bhok'arala grew bolder, flapping from perch to perch high on the cliff wall, scampering with their hands and feet along cracks in the stone, seeking the rhizan as the small flying lizards emerged for their night-feeding. Small and simian, the bhok'arala were winged like bats, tailless with hides mottled tan and brown. Apart from long canines, their faces were remarkably human.
    From the tower's lone window a knotted rope tumbled down. A tiny round head poked out to peer down at them.
    'Of course,' Iskaral added, 'a few of them have proved useful.'
    Mappo sighed. He'd been hoping for some sorcerous means of ascent to appear, something worthy of a High Priest of Shadow. 'So now we climb.'
    'Most certainly not,' Iskaral replied with indignation. 'Servant climbs, then pulls us up.'
    'He would be a man of formidable strength to manage me,' the Trell said. 'And Icarium, too.'
    Servant set down the tray he had been holding, spat on his hands and walked over to the rope. He launched himself upward with surprising agility. Iskaral crouched by the tray and poured wine into the three cups.
    'Servant's half bhokar'al. Long arms. Muscles like iron. Makes friends with them, probable source of all my ills.' Iskaral collected a cup for himself and gestured down at the tray as he straightened. 'Fortunate for Servant I am such a gentle and patient master.' He swung to check on the man's climb. 'Hurry, you snub-tailed dog!'
    Servant had already reached the window and was now clambering through it and out of sight.
    'Ammanas's gift, is Servant. A life given for a life taken. One hand old, one hand new. This is true remorse. You'll see.'
    The rope twitched. The High Priest quaffed down the last of his wine, flung the cup away and scrambled towards the rope. 'Too long exposed! Vulnerable. Quickly now!' He wrapped his hands around a knot, set his feet atop another. 'Pull! Are you deaf? Pull!'
    Iskaral shot upward.
    'Pulleys,' Icarium said. 'Too fast to be otherwise.'
    The pain returning to his shoulders, Mappo winced, then said, 'Not what you were expecting, I take it.'
    'Tesem,' Icarium said, watching the priest vanish through the window. 'A place of healing. Solitary reflection, repository of scrolls and tomes, and insatiable nuns...'
    'Insatiable?'
    The Jhag glanced at his friend, an eyebrow rising. 'Indeed.'
    'Oh, sad demise.'
    'Very.'
    'In this instance,' Mappo said as the rope tumbled back down, 'I think solitary reflection has addled a brain. Battling wits with bhok'arala and the whisperings of a god