All Together Dead

think about. It seemed that trouble was looking for me in the corridors of the Pyramid of Gizeh, and no matter which turn I took, it was going to find me.

Chapter 15
    I’d finally gone to bed at four in the morning, and I woke at noon. That eight hours wasn’t a good eight hours. I kept starting half awake, and I couldn’t regulate my temperature, which might have had something to do with the blood exchange…or not. I had bad dreams, too, and twice I thought I heard Carla entering the room, only to open my eyes enough to see she wasn’t there. The weird light that entered through the heavily colored glass of the human-only floor was not like real daylight, not at all. It was throwing me off.
    I felt a tad bit better after a long shower, and I lifted the phone to call room service to get something to eat. Then I decided to go down to the little restaurant. I wanted to see other humans.
    There were a few there; not my roommate, but a human playmate or two, and Barry. He gestured to the empty chair at his table, and I dropped into it, looking around for the waiter to signal for coffee. It came right away, and I shuddered with pleasure at the first sip. After I’d finished the first cup, I said—in my way— How are you today? Were you up all night?
    No, Stan went to bed early with his new girlfriend, so I wasn’t needed. They’re still in the honeymoon stage. I went to the dance for a while, then I hung out with the makeup girl the Queen of Iowa brought with her. He waggled his eyebrows to tell me that the makeup girl was hot.
    So, what’s your program for today?
    Did you get one of these slid under your door? Barry pushed a stapled sheaf of papers across the table to me just as the waiter brought my English muffin and eggs.
    Yeah, I stuffed it in my purse. Wow, I could talk to Barry while I ate, the neatest answer to talking with your mouth full I could ever devise.
    Take a look.
    While Barry cut open a biscuit to slather it with butter, I scanned the pages. An agenda for the night, which was very helpful. Sophie-Anne’s trial had been the most serious case that had to be adjudicated, the only one involving royalty. But there were a couple of others. The first session was set for 8:00, and it was a dispute over a personal injury. A Wisconsin vampire named Jodi (which seemed unlikely in and of itself ) was being sued by an Illinois vampire named Michael. Michael alleged that Jodi had waited until he had dozed off for the day and then broken off one of his canines. With pliers.
    Wow. That sounds…interesting. I raised my eyebrows. How come the sheriffs aren’t handling this? Vampires really didn’t like airing their dirty laundry.
    “Interstate,” Barry said succinctly. The waiter had just brought a whole pot of coffee, so Barry topped off my cup and filled his own.
    I flipped over a page. The next case involved a Kansas City, Missouri, vampire named Cindy Lou Suskin, who’d turned a child. Cindy Lou claimed that the child was dying of a blood disorder anyway, and she’d always wanted a child; so now she had a perpetual vampire preteen. Furthermore, the boy had been turned with his parents’ consent, gotten in writing. Kate Book, the Kansas City, Kansas, lawyer appointed by the state to supervise the child’s welfare, was complaining that now the child refused to see his human parents or to have any interaction with them, which was contrary to the agreement between the parents and Cindy Lou.
    Sounded like something on daytime television. Judge Judy , anyone?
    So, tonight is court cases, I summarized after scanning the remaining sheets. “I guess we’re needed?”
    “Yes, I guess so. There’ll be human witnesses for the second case. Stan wants me to be there, and I’m betting your queen will want you there, too. Her subject Bill is one of the appointed judges. Only kings and queens can judge other kings and queens, but for cases involving lesser vampires, the judges are picked from a pool. Bill’s name came out of the hat.”
    “Oh, goody.”
    You got a history with him?
    Yeah. But I think he’d probably be a good judge. I wasn’t sure why I believed this; after all, Bill had shown he was capable of great deception. But I thought he would try to be fair and dispassionate.
    I had noticed that the “court” cases would take up the hours between eight and eleven. After that, midnight to four a.m. was blocked out as “Commerce.” Barry and I looked at each other and shrugged.
    “Swap