Beach Blanket Santa

she could make out the contours of her room and its huge windows framing the sea. Though she couldn’t view it due to the darkness, she could still hear the pounding of the waves against the shore. The rain must have let up; before, its fierce ruckus had overtaken the ocean’s roar.
    Sarah sat up under the covers, thinking she’d heard the screen door creak open. But how could that be? She studied the clock on the nightstand. It was nearly four a.m. She slid into her slippers, determined to check, and hoping that Matt had heard it too. Even if it had just been the wind knocking the screen door ajar, she’d feel much safer checking it with big, strapping Matt around. Spying her cell on the dresser, she got an idea. She’d call Matt and ask if he’d heard something too. No, that was silly. She couldn’t possibly wake him for an unlikely reason. For all intents and purposes, they were marooned on this island together. Who knew how close their nearest neighbor was? She’d initially assumed the house next door was occupied, but as it turned out, that high-end hybrid SUV that had been parked in the drive belonged to Matt. It probably was just the wind, Sarah told herself, trying to settle back down. She sat on the bed, but a split second later heard the same noise again. She sprang to her feet, grabbing the nearest weapon she could find, her bright red umbrella. With a shaky hand, she opened the door to the living area, hoping to goodness this was all in her mind. Surely she’d check the house and find everything clear. Otherwise, she aimed to beeline it into Matt’s room just as quickly as she could, propriety be damned.
    The second she stepped over the threshold, a bright beam of light pierced her vision.
    “Sarah!” Matt called from the doorway, steadying his flashlight in her direction.
    “Matt!” she cried, equally in shock. “What are you doing?” He wore a damp rain slicker and appeared to be carting some sort of box indoors.
    He set down the box and lowered the beam of his flashlight. When he spoke again, he sounded slightly out of breath. “Fishing.”
    “Fishing?”
    “Yeah, I…” He smiled tightly. “Though you’d appreciate a nice Christmas dinner. Catch of the Day?” he said with a shrug.
    Sarah thought something smelled fishy, all right. Since when did people catch fish at four a.m.? And who in their right mind would pack them in cardboard?
    He stared at the umbrella angled high in her hand. “Where were you going with that ?”
    “To beat the living daylights out of whoever was breaking in here.”
    “What if it had been Santa? Since when have you taken to clubbing geriatric citizens?”
    Sarah lowered the umbrella and narrowed her gaze. “Hmm, yes,” she said, growing suspicious. “What’s in the box?”
    Matt scratched his head, his eyes darting toward the door, then back toward hers again. “Can’t say.”
    “Can’t or won’t?”
    “Can’t/won’t. There’s a slash in there.”
    “Matt…” she began. “I’m sure you weren’t fishing.”
    “Got me there,” he said brightly. “Doesn’t mean I’m not about to!”
    “You mean you’re going down on the beach now?”
    “Down on the beach. Into the waves. Knee-deep if I have to. Yup.”
    “Then what?”
    “Then, I’m headed straight back up here and hitting the hay. Precisely as you ought to.” He went about his work as he spoke, hoisting the mysterious box and sliding it into his bedroom, then reemerging with a tackle box and his fishing pole and its holder. My, he was acting strange. Odder than she’d ever seen him.
    “Are you sure you should be fishing at this hour?”
    “Sarah, I’m a man of the wild. Nature and I? We’re like this.” He set down his gear to lace his hands together in a tug. “Why don’t you go back to bed? I’ll be back before long and will see you in the morning.”
    “All right. If you’re sure?”
    “Megapositive,” he said, picking up his gear and flashing her a grin.

    Matt left his gear under the house, then headed for the beach, the beam of his flashlight leading. Whew! That had been close. He wasn’t sure whether Sarah had believed his fishing story, but one way or another, he was confident things would come out fine. Now, if he could just locate that huge piece of driftwood he’d spotted when he and Sarah had been here earlier today…
    Matt trudged through the sludgy sand, his heart light. So yeah, the beach roads were crappy. Impassable, in fact. In many