Brave New Worlds

you have to like someone who has a red card," said Sarah. "Kind of dangerous not to. "
    "How would I have known she had a red card?" asked Jerry.
    "I knew," said Sarah.
    "You knew she had a red card?"
    "Of course she had the card. "
    "I suspected, but I was never sure," said a voice Linda didn't recognize. He seemed to be acting more important than he actually was.
    "I've known it for years. I'm surprised you all didn't know. " Sarah paused for effect. "Oh, I forgot, you all weren't sleeping with her husband?" the crowd laughed. "Well, I guess I won't have to like her anymore," said Sarah.
    Richard made his final plea. Under him flashed a phone number, barely legible, followed by the words,"Miracle Madness, for when clean isn't clean enough. " Linda listened for the conversation to continue, but it had stalled. Even Sarah was silent.
    Linda pulled back into the hall, found a phone near the ladies' restroom, and called the toll free number.
    "I want to place an order," said Linda.
    "Which product?"
    "Miracle Madness. "
    "Oh, you are going to love it. And with that you get Miracle Madness Plus. "
    After Linda had provided her billing information, she joined Sarah and the others in the waiting room. "Sarah," she said as she rounded the partition, "I'm all done now. "
    "Wonderful," said Sarah. "You've had a hard day and it's time to get you home. "

    When the taxi dropped them off at Linda's place well after midnight, Sarah was in full motion, feeding off the energy of the evening. Linda had been quiet during the drive home, but she didn't need to speak since Sarah had rambled on without stopping. Sarah had pretty well resolved most of Linda's problems. She had told her how to improve her career— after all you can't stay a librarian your entire life . She had told her how to improve her looks— Those bangs just have to go; they do absolutely nothing for you . She had told her how to improve her general disposition— you have got to stop moping about .
    Finally Linda asked, "What do I do now?"
    "What do you mean?"
    "The handbook never talked about this part. I don't know what to do next. "
    "Well," said Sarah, "tomorrow we need to plan Mr. Jackson's funeral. I guess that would be next. "
    "Of course," said Linda.
    "Then we bury him, and then you get on with your life. "
    "We need to plan a funeral," said Linda.
    "Now don't be afraid to call if you need anything," said Sarah as they entered the house. "Really. Anything at all. "
    "Anything?"
    "Absolutely. Whatever you need. "
    "Can I stay with you?" asked Linda.
    "Stay with me?"
    Linda nodded.
    "At my house?"
    "For a while. At least a day or two. Longer if I could. "
    "You really need to get back on your feet," said Sarah. " This is your home and it doesn't do any good to run from it. T his is your place. "
    "My place," said Linda. She stood over the spot where Larry had lain. Now that he was gone, the room seemed much more open, almost cavernous.
    Sarah joined her. "Is this it?" she asked.
    "He fell right here next to the coffee table," replied Linda.
    "They really are quite efficient. the enforcement program is run so well. "
    "It is," agreed Linda, noticing that even the blood had been cleaned up. All that remained was a small stain, barely noticeable, no worse than the tea spill on the other side of the room. But Linda would get all the stains out, the blood, the tea, everything. After all, Miracle Madness was on its way.
    "I can stay for a bit," said Sarah, turning on the television. She folded onto the couch, pried her shoes off, and clicked through channels looking for the television version of "Phil's Follies. "
    "Stay for as long you can," said Linda. "I'll be with you in a moment. After I change. " the lavender dress was beginning to weigh on her.
    In her bedroom, Linda slipped off her high heels and set them in her closet. She then pulled off her dress and hung it neatly on a padded hanger. She lay down on her bed, closed her eyes, and folded her hands over her face. She exhaled, bathing her eyes and nose in the warmth of her own breath. She opened her mouth and made a guttural sound that echoed off her cupped hands.
    She rolled onto her stomach, grabbed her stuffed cat, Sally, and pulled her close. She wanted to be a cat. No, a ferret, she would rather be a ferret. Linda slid off the bed and crouched on her hands and knees, almost feral. She could sleep here. She could sleep on the carpet once it was clean. That would be soon; Miracle Madness was