Club Dead

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    After five minutes, I was fairly positive I was lost, and the sun continued to rise, naturally, even through the mass of clouds. I couldn’t remember how well the blanket covered Bill, and I wasn’t sure how light-tight the trunk would be. After all, safe transportation of vampires was not something the carmakers would cover in their list of specs.
    On the other hand, I told myself, the trunk would have to be waterproof—that was sure important—so light-proof couldn’t be far behind. Nonetheless, it seemed vitally important to find a dark place to park the Lincoln for the remaining hours of the day. Though every impulse told me to drive hard and get as far away from the mansion as I could, just in case someone went checking for Bill and put two and two together, I pulled over to the side of the road and opened the glove compartment. God bless America! There was a map of Mississippi with an inset for Jackson.
    Which would have helped if I’d had any idea where I was at the moment.
    People making desperate escapes aren’t supposed to get lost.
    I took a few deep breaths. I pulled back out into the road and drove on until I saw a busy gas station. Though the Lincoln’s tank was full (thank you, Eric) I pulled in and parked at one of the pumps. The car on the other side was a black Mercedes, and the woman pumping the gas was an intelligent-looking middle-aged woman dressed in casual, comfortable, nice clothes. As I got the windshield squeegee out of its vat of water, I said, “You wouldn’t happen to know how to get back to I-20 from here, would you?”
    “Oh, sure,” she said. She smiled. She was the kind of person who just loves to help other people, and I was thanking my lucky stars I’d spotted her. “This is Madison, and Jackson is south of here. I-55 is maybe a mile over that way.” She pointed west. “You take I-55 south, and you’ll run right into I-20. Or, you could take . . .”
    I was about to be overloaded with information. “Oh, that sounds perfect. Let me just do that, or I’ll lose track.”
    “Sure, glad I could help.”
    “Oh, you surely did.”
    We beamed at each other, just two nice women. I had to fight an impulse to say, “There’s a tortured vampire in my trunk,” out of sheer giddiness. I had rescued Bill, and I was alive, and tonight we would be on our way back to Bon Temps. Life would be wonderfully trouble-free. Except, of course, for dealing with my unfaithful boyfriend, finding out if the werewolf’s body we’d disposed of in Bon Temps had been found, waiting to hear the same about the werewolf who’d been stuffed in Alcide’s closet, and waiting for the reaction of the queen of Louisiana to Bill’s indiscretion with Lorena. His verbal indiscretion: I didn’t think for one minute that she would care about his sexual activities.
    Other than that, we were hunky-dory.
    “Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof,” I told myself. That had been Gran’s favorite Bible quotation. When I was about nine, I’d asked her to explain that to me, and she’d said, “Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.”
    Bearing that in mind, I cleared my mental decks. My next goal was simply to get back to Jackson and the shelter of the garage. I followed the instructions the kind woman had given me, and I had the relief of entering Jackson within a half hour.
    I knew if I could find the state capitol, I could find Alcide’s apartment building. I hadn’t allowed for one-way streets, and I hadn’t been paying awful close attention to directions when Alcide gave me my little tour of downtown Jackson. But there aren’t that many five-story buildings in the whole state of Mississippi, even in the capital. After a tense period of cruising, I spotted it.
    Now , I thought, all my troubles will be over . Isn’t it dumb to think that? Ever?
    I pulled into the area by the little guard cubicle, where you had to wait to be recognized while the guy flipped the switch, or punched the button, or whatever made the barrier lift up. I was terrified he might deny me entrance because I didn’t have a special sticker, like Alcide did on his truck.
    The man wasn’t there. The cubicle was empty. Surely that was wrong? I frowned, wondering what to do. But here the guard came, in his heavy brown uniform, trudging up the ramp. When he saw I was waiting, he looked stricken, and hurried up to the car. I sighed. I would have to talk to him after all. I pushed the button