D Is for Deadbeat

worth of shut-eye before I'd finally gotten up, jogged, showered, and fixed myself a bite to eat.
    I tilted back in my swivel chair and propped my feet up on the desk, hoping no one would begrudge me a snooze. The next time I was aware of anything, the clock hands had dissolved magically from 12:10 to 2:50 and my head was pounding. I staggered to my feet and trotted down the hall to the ladies' room. I peed, washed my hands and face, rinsed my mouth out, and stared at myself in the mirror. My hair was mashed flat in the back and standing straight up everywhere else. The flourescent light in the room made my skin look sickly. Was this the consequence of illicit sex with a married man? "Well, I soitonly hope so," I said. I ducked my head under the faucet and then dried my hair with eight rounds of hot air from a wall-mounted machine that had been installed (the sign said) to help protect me from the dangers of diseases that might be transmitted through paper towel litter. Idly, I wondered what diseases they were worried about. Typhus? Diphtheria?
    I could hear my office phone from halfway down the hall and I started to run. I snagged it on the sixth ring, snatching up the receiver with a winded hello.
    "This is Lovella," the glum voice said. "I got this note to call you."
    I took a deep breath, inventing as I went along. "Right," I said. "I thought we should touch base. We really haven't talked since I saw you in L.A. " I sidled around my desk and sat down, still trying to catch my breath.
    "I'm mad at you, Kinsey," she said. "Why didn't you tell me you had Daggett's money?"
    "To what end? I had a cashier's check, but it wasn't made out to you. So why mention it?"
    "Because I'm standing around telling you I'm married to a guy who'd just as soon kill me as look at me and you're telling me to call the rape crisis center, some bullshit like that. And all the time, Daggett had thousands of dollars."
    "But he stole the money. Didn't Billy tell you that?"
    "I don't care where it came from. I'd just like to have a little something for myself. Now he's dead and she gets everything."
    "Who, Essie?"
    "Her and that daughter."
    "Oh come on, Lovella. He couldn't have left them enough to worry about."
    "More than he left me," she said. "If I'd known about the money, I might have talked him out of some."
    "Yeah, right. As generous as he was," I said drily. "If you'd gotten your hands on it, you might be dead now instead of him. Unless Billy's been lying to me about the punks from San Luis who were after him." I'd never really taken that story seriously, but maybe it was time I did.
    She was silent. I could practically hear her shifting gears. "All I know is I think you're a shit and he was too."
    "I'm sorry you feel that way, Lovella. John hired me, and my first loyalty was to him… misguided, as it turned out, but that's where I was coming from. You want to vent a little more on the subject before we turn to something else?"
    "Yeah. I should have got the money, not someone else. I was the one who got banged around. I still got two cracked ribs and an eye looks like it's all sunk in on one side from the bruise."
    "Is that why you freaked out at the funeral?"
    Her tone of voice became tempered with sheepish-ness. "I'm sorry I did that, but I couldn't help myself. I'd been sittin' in some bar drinkin' Bloody Marys since ten o'clock and I guess I got outta hand. But it bugged me, all that Bible talk. Daggett never went to church a day in his life and it didn't seem right. And that old fat-ass claimed she was married to him? I couldn't believe my eyes. She looked like a bulldog."
    I had to laugh. "Maybe he didn't marry her for her looks," I said.
    "Well, I hope not."
    "When did you see him last?"
    "At the funeral home, where else?"
    "Before that, I mean."
    "Day he left L.A.," she said. "Week ago Monday. I never saw him after he took off."
    "I thought maybe you hopped a bus on Thursday after I left."
    "Well, I didn't."
    "But you could have, couldn't you?"
    "What for? I didn't even know where he went."
    "But Billy did. You could have come up to Coral's last week. You might have met him at the Hub Friday night and bought him a couple of drinks."
    Her laugh was sour. "You can't pin that on me. If that was me, how come Coral didn't recognize me, huh?"
    "For all I know, she did. You're friends. Maybe she just kept her mouth shut."
    "Why would she do that?"
    "Maybe she wanted to help you out."
    "Coral doesn't even like me. She thinks I'm a