Dead as a Doornail

little smile from Mr. Pettibone’s lips, and his brown eyes were admiring her curves after two more minutes had passed. Before Arlene drove Sam home, she had a promise from the investigator that he’d drop by the bar that evening.
    Also before she left, Arlene offered me the foldout couch in her trailer, which was sweet of her, but I knew it would crowd her and throw off her get-the-kids-to-school morning routine, so I told her I had a place to stay. I didn’t think Bill would evict me. Jason had mentioned his house was open to me, and to my amazement, before he left, Sam said, “You can stay with me, Sookie. No strings. I have two emptybedrooms in the double-wide. There’s actually a bed in one of them.”
    “That’s so nice of you,” I said, putting all my sincerity into my voice. “Every soul in Bon Temps would have us on the way to being married if I did that, but I sure do appreciate it.”
    “You don’t think they won’t make assumptions if you stay with Bill?”
    “I can’t marry Bill. Not legal,” I replied, cutting off that argument. “Besides, Charles is there, too.”
    “Fuel to the fire,” Sam pointed out. “That’s even spicier.”
    “That’s kind of flattering, crediting me with enough pizzazz to take care of two vampires at a go.”
    Sam grinned, which knocked about ten years off his age. He looked over my shoulder as we heard the sound of gravel crunching under yet another vehicle. “Look who’s coming,” he said.
    A huge and ancient pickup lumbered to a stop. Out of it stepped Dawson, the huge Were who’d been acting as Calvin Norris’s bodyguard.
    “Sookie,” he rumbled, his voice so deep I expected the ground to vibrate.
    “Hey, Dawson.” I wanted to ask, “What are you doing here?” but I figured that would sound plain rude.
    “Calvin heard about your fire,” Dawson said, not wasting time with preliminaries. “He told me to come by here and see was you hurt, and to tell you that he is thinking about you and that if he were well, he would be here pounding nails already.”
    I saw from the corner of my eye that Dennis Pettibone was eyeing Dawson with interest. Dawson might as well have been wearing a sign that said DANGEROUS DUDE on it.
    “You tell him I’m real grateful for the thought. I wish he were well, too. How’s he doing, Dawson?”
    “He got a couple of things unhooked this morning, and he’s been walking a little. It was a bad wound,” Dawson said. “It’ll take a bit.” He glanced over to see how far away the arson investigator was. “Even for one of us,” he added.
    “Of course,” I said. “I appreciate your coming by.”
    “Also, Calvin says his house is empty while he’s in the hospital, if you need a place to stay. He’d be glad to give you the use of it.”
    That, too, was kind, and I said so. But I would feel very awkward, being obliged to Calvin in such a significant way.
    Dennis Pettibone called me over. “See, Ms. Stackhouse,” he said. “You can see where he used the gasoline on your porch. See the way the fire ran out from the splash he made on the door?”
    I gulped. “Yes, I see.”
    “You’re lucky there wasn’t any wind last night. And most of all, you’re lucky that you had that door shut, the one between the kitchen and the rest of the house. The fire would have gone right down that hall if you hadn’t shut the door. When the firefighters smashed that window on the north side, the fire ran that way looking for oxygen, instead of trying to make it into the rest of the house.”
    I remembered the impulse that had pushed me back into the house against all common sense, the last-minute slam of that door.
    “After a couple of days, I don’t think the bulk of the house will even smell as bad,” the investigator told me. “Open the windows now, pray it don’t rain, and fairly soon I don’t think you’ll have much problem. Course, you got to call the power company and talk to them about the electricity. And the propane company needs to take a look at the tank. So the house ain’t livable, from that point of view.”
    The gist of what he was saying was, I could just sleep there to have a roof over my head. No electricity, no heat, nohot water, no cooking. I thanked Dennis Pettibone and excused myself to have a last word with Dawson, who’d been listening in.
    “I’ll try to come see Calvin in a day or two, once I get this straightened out,” I said, nodding toward the blackened back of my house.
    “Oh,