Death of a Gentle Lady

sibilant as it always did when he was angry.
    ‘Well, maybe. But she charmed the socks off all the bigwigs.’
    The phone in the police office rang. Hamish went to answer it. It was Daviot’s secretary, Helen, telling him to report to headquarters at the earliest opportunity.
    Hamish trailed back into the kitchen. ‘I’ve been summoned.’

    Superintendent Daviot smoothed back the silver wings of his carefully barbered hair and tugged at the lapels of his expensively tailored suit before instructing his secretary to send Hamish in.
    ‘Sit down, Hamish,’ he said. ‘Helen, some tea and biscuits would be nice.’
    Hamish noticed the triumphant gleam in Helen’s eyes, and his heart sank. Helen detested him.
    ‘Now, er, Hamish,’ said Daviot. ‘It has come to my attention that there is not enough work up there for a man of your skills. We have a big drug problem here in Strathbane, and we need good officers. Ah, thank you, Helen. No, we will serve ourselves.’
    When the door closed behind the secretary, he went on. ‘A man like you should be taking the detective exams with a view to joining the CID.’
    ‘May I say something, sir?’
    ‘By all means. Have an Abernethy biscuit or would you like a Penguin?’
    ‘Tea will be fine. Mrs Gentle is a vicious woman. Do not listen to a word she says.’
    ‘I use my own judgement, Macbeth,’ said the super, colouring up. ‘But since you have raised the lady’s name, it seems you imposed on her hospitality.’
    ‘I called on her as part of my duties. As you know, I frequently call on people on my beat. She was having a spiteful row with her daughter. She likes to create the image of being perfect. I was not to be forgiven for having witnessed her at her worst. Such is the way of psychopaths like her.’
    ‘Macbeth! I have met the lady and consider myself to be a good judge of character. She is charming and kind, very much a lady. You don’t see many of them like her these days.’
    ‘No, thank God.’
    Daviot’s face hardened. ‘That’s enough. You have six months. You will be supplied with a flat in police accommodation in Strathbane. And no pets. You’ll need to get rid of that odd cat of yours, and the dog. You may go.’
    Hamish stood up. ‘You should keep me where I am, sir, because there’s going to be a murder.’
    ‘What murder?’
    ‘Mrs Gentle.’
    ‘Get off with you!’

    Jimmy waylaid Hamish on the way out.
    ‘Well?’
    ‘That Gentle woman’s done the damage all right. I’m losing the station, I’m to move into one o’ thae poxy police flats, and no pets. I’m going to resign. Mind you, I went over the top and called Mrs Gentle a psychopath and said someone was going to murder her.’
    ‘Come and have a drink. One for the road.’
    ‘All right.’
    As soon as they were in the bar and seated over their drinks, Jimmy lit a cigarette. ‘That’s against the law,’ exclaimed Hamish. ‘No smoking in Scotland.’
    ‘So sue me. Do you care?’
    ‘Someone might report you.’
    ‘Like who? Nothing but coppers in here, and the barman smokes himself.’
    ‘Be a good lad and put it out. I’m not going to sit here, aiding and abetting a crime.’
    ‘Oh, all right, Mother. Are you just going to take this lying down? Last time the villagers got up a petition.’
    ‘I’m weary. I seem to have been living under constant threat of eviction for years. But I tell you one thing, before I leave, I’m going to get that woman out of the Highlands.’
    ‘How?’
    ‘Wait and see.’

    Back in Lochdubh, Hamish began to gossip busily. The news of his forthcoming eviction and subsequent loss of his pets spread like wildfire throughout Sutherland. Matthew Campbell, the local reporter, wrote up the story, saying that Hamish’s banishment had been instigated at a Rotary dinner by Mrs Gentle, a newcomer to the Highlands.
    Mrs Gentle, arriving back in Lochdubh a week later followed by her tall maid, felt a definite chill in the air that had nothing to do with the clear autumn day. It was as if she suddenly did not exist. People avoided eye contact. Her greetings went unnoticed. Mr Patel, who ran the local store, packed up her groceries in silence.
    Her temper was rising, but she masked it well. As she left the shop, she met Mrs Wellington, the minister’s wife. At that moment, Mrs Wellington was more interested in the repairs to the church roof than the banishment of Hamish Macbeth.
    ‘Good morning,’ she said breezily. ‘A fine brisk day. I