Equal Rites

really t-thought about it, before.”
    “Well? Can they?” You could have shaved with Esk’s voice.
    “Of course they can’t. It is self-evident, child. Simon, return to your studies.”
    Treatle pushed aside the curtain that led into the back of the wagon and climbed out on to the seat board.
    The look of mild panic took up its familiar place on Simon’s face. He gave Esk a pleading glance as Treatle took the reins from his hands, but she ignored him.
    “Why not? What’s so self-evident?”
    Treatle turned and looked down at her. He hadn’t really paid much attention before, she was simply just another figure around the campfires.
    He was the Vice-Chancellor of Unseen University, and quite used to seeing vague scurrying figures getting on with essential but unimportant jobs like serving his meals and dusting his rooms. He was stupid, yes, in the particular way that very clever people can be stupid, and maybe he had all the tact of an avalanche and was as self-centered as a tornado, but it would never have occurred to him that children were important enough to be unkind to.
    From long white hair to curly boots, Treatle was a wizard’s wizard. He had the appropriate long bushy eyebrows, spangled robe and patriarchal beard that was only slightly spoiled by the yellow nicotine stains (wizards are celibate but, nevertheless, enjoy a good cigar).
    “It will all become clear to you when you grow up,” he said. “It’s an amusing idea, of course, a nice play on words. A female wizard! You might as well invent a male witch!”
    “Warlocks,” said Esk.
    “Pardon me?”
    “My granny says men can’t be witches,” said Esk. “She says if men tried to be witches they’d be wizards.”
    “She sounds a very wise woman,” said Treatle.
    “She says women should stick to what they’re good at,” Esk went on.
    “Very sensible of her.”
    “She says if women were as good as men they’d be a lot better!”
    Treatle laughed.
    “She’s a witch,” said Esk, and added in her mind: there, what do you think of that, Mr. so-called cleverwizard?
    “My dear good young lady, am I supposed to be shocked? I happen to have a great respect for witches.”
    Esk frowned. He wasn’t supposed to say that.
    “You have?”
    “Yes indeed. I happen to believe that witchcraft is a fine career, for a woman. A very noble calling.”
    “You do? I mean, it is?”
    “Oh yes. Very useful in rural districts for, for people who are—having babies, and so forth. However, witches are not wizards. Witchcraft is Nature’s way of allowing women access to the magical fluxes, but you must remember it is not high magic.”
    “I see. Not high magic,” said Esk grimly.
    “Oh no. Witchcraft is very suitable for helping people through life, of course, but—”
    “I expect women aren’t really sensible enough to be wizards,” said Esk. “I expect that’s it, really.”
    “I have nothing but the highest respect for women,” said Treatle, who hadn’t noticed the fresh edge to Esk’s tone. “They are without parallel when, when—”
    “For having babies and so forth?”
    “There is that, yes,” the wizard conceded generously. “But they can be a little unsettling at times. A little too excitable. High magic requires great clarity of thought, you see, and women’s talents do not lie in that direction. Their brains tend to overheat. I am sorry to say there is only one door into wizardry and that is the main gate at Unseen University and no woman has ever passed through it.”
    “Tell me,” said Esk, “what good is high magic, exactly?”
    Treatle smiled at her.
    “High magic, my child,” he said, “can give us everything we want.”
    “Oh.”
    “So put all this wizard nonsense out of your head, all right?” Treatle gave her a benevolent smile. “What is your name, child?”
    “Eskarina.”
    “And why do you go to Ankh, my dear?”
    “I thought I might seek my fortune,” muttered Esk, “but I think perhaps girls don’t have fortunes to seek. Are you sure wizards give people what they want?”
    “Of course. That is what high magic is for.”
    “I see.”
    The whole caravan was traveling only a little faster than walking pace. Esk jumped down, pulled the staff from its temporary hiding place among the bags and pails on the side of the wagon, and ran back along the line of carts and animals. Through her tears she caught a glimpse of Simon peering from the back of the wagon, an open book in his hands. He gave her