Explosive Eighteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum Novels)

necessary.”
    “What about your brother? Am I off the hook with him, too?”
    “You know about Chester?” She shrugged. “I don’t know what’s going on with him, except he’s an asshole. I’m not talking to him. He’s only my half brother anyway. We found out my mother was doing the butcher.”
    She picked up a different bowl of glop and streaked and foiled new gunk alongside the previous gunk.
    I bit my lip and said a Hail Mary.
    “I can see this isn’t gonna be as interesting as I hoped,” Lula said. “Bitch slapping’s unlikely, so I’m gonna go sit and catch up on all your trashy magazines.”
    “You still haven’t told me anything,” I said to Brenda. “Chester hired two guys to follow me around. Why? Who’s the man in the photo?”
    “The man is no one. It’s a composite. You know, somebody’s nose and someone else’s eyes. It’s done on a computer.”
    “Tom Cruise and Ashton Kutcher!”
    “I don’t know. I never saw it,” Brenda said. “Anyway, it’sreal clever. It looks like a photograph, but it’s a computer program. You scan it into a computer, and the computer breaks the picture up into little itty-bitty thingies and sees a code. And then you can use the code to do things. Like open a car.”
    “I don’t get why that’s so special. You can open a car with a key. You can open a car with a remote.”
    “Yes, but this opens cars that have fancy doohickeys like GPS and security systems. You don’t necessarily have to own the car to be able to unlock it, if you get my drift.”
    “You could steal a car with this?”
    “Exactly, and after you open the car, you can start the engine and do all kinds of things … like work the gas and brake and steering without being in the car.”
    Lula looked up from her magazine. “So I could use that photo to start any car I picked out of the lot and ram it through your plate-glass window?”
    “Maybe not
any
car, but I suppose,” Brenda said.
    “Nice,” Lula said. And she went back to reading her magazine.
    I was beginning to understand the potential value of the photograph. It sounded like the photo held a program that enabled you to hack into the operating systems of cars remotely. You could use it to steal cars. Or you could use it to drive an unmanned vehicle into another car, or a pedestrian, or a building. And if you filled the car with explosives, you’d have a remote-controlled bomb.
    “Is this technology well known?” I asked.
    “I guess a lot of people know it’s out there, but not many people have hold of it. It’s, you know, cutting-edge.”
    I thought about the megabucks Ferrari sitting in Brenda’s garage.
    “You used it to steal a car, right?”
    “I used it to get my car
back
. Do you know who Sammy the Pig is?”
    “Sure. Everyone in Jersey knows Sammy the Pig. He’s famous. He runs the north Jersey mob.”
    “Well, my genius husband, who is now dead, decided he wanted to expand his business, so he borrowed money from Sammy. We were doing just fine with thirty-five car washes and a big house and platinum credit cards. I didn’t want him to expand, but would he listen to me? No. He wanted to be the car wash king. He wanted to go national. He wanted car washes on the moon. So he got money from Sammy, and he started building car washes, and all of a sudden the economy is tanking and people are washing their own friggin’ cars. And then Bernie starts having construction problems and labor problems, and he can’t keep up with his loan payments to Sammy. So long story short, Sammy the Pig ended up owning Bernie’s nuts. We lost everything. All the damn car washes, the house, the time-share in Jamaica that we never used. Everything. And three months ago, he took my car. He had no business taking the car. Bernie gave it to me for my birthday. Two of Sammy’s guys came into the salon, took the keys out of my purse, and drove away with it.”
    “What kind of car was it?” I asked her. As if I didn’t already know.
    “A Ferrari. Red. And it was real expensive.”
    “Why didn’t you just go get it back?”
    “I was never able to find the papers for it. Bernie’s records were a mess by the time he offed himself. And the registration was in the car. And what am I gonna say to the police? My husband was in bed with Sammy the Pig, and Sammy took my car to pay off the vig? Anyway, I sneaked over to Sammy’s place and tried to steal my car back, but my key wouldn’t work. It set off the alarm system,