Fifty Shades of Alice Through the Looking Glass (Second Book of the 50 Shades of Alice Trilogy)

waste of time. And pages.”
    Alice supposed that made a lot of sense, and as she continued down the path with Humpty, she could feel her piercing rub between her legs and the hot sun and cool breeze caress the rings in her bare nipples, and by the time they arrived at Lion and Unicorn Park, Alice was hoping to meet some new people, because she felt quite wet and ready to have sex with them, both immediately and vigorously. That, after all, was the point of fantasy.
    The first people they encountered when they entered the park were the wildflowers, Lily, Rose and Daisy, along with several women Alice had yet to meet. They were in a circle, alternating being on their knees and on their backs, so the flower behind could lap at the nectar in front.
    “Hello, Alice,” said Daisy. “How do you like this position? I just made it up.”
    “It’s very nice, Daisy.” And Alice meant it. Watching each of the women lick the other, their faces glistening and breasts heaving with desire, was making her want to touch herself again. “What is it called?”
    “Why a Daisy chain, of course,” she answered. “Would you like to join us?”
    Alice might consider it, if not for having developed a special aversion to groan-worthy puns. But she didn’t have much of a chance, because Humpty was already jumping in, pushing his large-eggy body between Lily and a woman with long, pendulous breasts that Alice swore she’d seen within the pages of an old National Geographic in her grade school’s musty library (and found quite exciting when she was young). Humpty directed the woman to sit on his face, and Lily opened her mouth wide (very!) and managed to fit Humpty inside.
    Alice watched for a while, but then continued on her way. Now that she understood she didn’t have to feel guilty for having sex with everyone she bumped into in Looking Glass Land, she was eager to meet some new faces… and, um, other body parts.
    The next frolickers she encountered was a group of men milling around on the grass. Alice looked at each in turn, she realized she had seen every single one of them before. Not in Looking Glass Land, but in Alice’s day-to-day life.
    The first was a handsome black man she recognized immediately as her professor for Math 101. He was so handsome and creative and nice, that all the girls seemed to have a crush on him, and although Alice had only been to a few classes thus far, she was no exception.
    Next to him stood a Samoan wrestler Alice remembered seeing in a match on TV. He had tattoos on his beefy body, but the most striking were circling his face.
    There were other men, too. A cute actor from a romantic comedy Alice had Netflixed three times. A pro football player she thought was hot. A biker wearing leather and chains who she’d once spotted walking into a bar. Her favorite member of a boy band, back when she was a screaming preteen. The cop who’d given her a speeding ticket last week. A Latino heartthrob she’d swooned over on
Dancing with the Stars
.
    Some of them wore leather, their bodies crisscrossed with straps and studs. Some of them had jewelry decorating their members, their sacks, their faces and nipples and tongues. Some were clean cut, but carrying a gleam in their eyes that was shocking and dirty indeed.
    Alice was wondering whom she should approach first when she turned around a hedge and smacked right into a boy she’d had a crush on before she’d started dating Lewis.
    “Oh, my!” exclaimed Alice, and her first thought was that he looked as cute as he had back in high school, and her second was that she was totally naked except for her pumps, and her third was that he was naked, too.
    “Hello, Alice,” he said to her breasts. “It’s nice to see you.”
    Her nipples tingled and tightened under his gaze and her cheeks heated in a blush. “It’s nice to see you, too, Dodgson.”
    His focus skimmed down to her shaved special place, the sparkle of jewelry and shine of moisture visible where her nether lips met. “You sure are looking fine,” he said to her crotch, and his member started to lengthen and rise.
    Alice was getting very excited now, adding to her embarrassment. She didn’t have to wonder why Dodgson was in her fantasy. She’d yearned to have sex with him since puberty, and he’d only been interested in the head cheerleader. But the shock of seeing him here, nude and ready, made her have to catch her breath sharply.
    And that made her breasts bounce. She hoped Dodgson