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Good Omens

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Autoren: Neil Gaiman
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particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of MI9’s soggy Hovis with Marmite is relished by the connoisseurs.
    Aziraphale tossed a crust to a scruffy-looking drake, which caught it and sank immediately.
    The angel turned to Crowley.
    â€œReally, my dear,” he murmured.
    â€œSorry,” said Crowley. “I was forgetting myself.” The duck bobbed angrily to the surface.
    â€œOf course, we knew something was going on,” Aziraphale said. “But one somehow imagines this sort of thing happening in America. They go in for that sort of thing over there.”
    â€œIt might yet do, at that,” said Crowley gloomily. He gazed thoughtfully across the park to the Bentley, the back wheel of which was being industriously clamped.
    â€œOh, yes. The American diplomat,” said the angel. “Rather showy , one feels. As if Armageddon was some sort of cinematographic show that you wish to sell in as many countries as possible.”
    â€œEvery country,” said Crowley. “The Earth and all the kingdoms thereof.”
    Aziraphale tossed the last scrap of bread at the ducks, who went off to pester the Bulgarian naval attaché and a furtive-looking man in a Cambridge tie, and carefully disposed of the paper bag in a wastepaper bin.
    He turned and faced Crowley.
    â€œWe’ll win, of course,” he said.
    â€œYou don’t want that,” said the demon.
    â€œWhy not, pray?”
    â€œListen ,” said Crowley desperately, “how many musicians do you think your side have got, eh? First grade, I mean.”
    Aziraphale looked taken aback.
    â€œWell, I should think—” he began.
    â€œTwo,” said Crowley. “Elgar and Liszt. That’s all . We’ve got the rest. Beethoven, Brahms, all the Bachs, Mozart, the lot. Can you imagine eternity with Elgar?”
    Aziraphale shut his eyes. “All too easily,” he groaned.
    â€œThat’s it, then,” said Crowley, with a gleam of triumph. He knew Aziraphale’s weak spot all right. “No more compact discs. No more Albert Hall. No more Proms. No more Glyndbourne. Just celestial harmonies all day long.”
    â€œIneffable,” Aziraphale murmured.
    â€œLike eggs without salt, you said. Which reminds me. No salt, no eggs. No gravlax with dill sauce. No fascinating little restaurants where they know you. No Daily Telegraph crossword. No small antique shops. No bookshops, either. No interesting old editions. No”—Crowley scraped the bottom of Aziraphale’s barrel of interests—“Regency silver snuffboxes … ”
    â€œBut after we win life will be better!” croaked the angel.
    â€œBut it won’t be as interesting. Look, you know I’m right. You’d be as happy with a harp as I’d be with a pitchfork.”
    â€œYou know we don’t play harps.”
    â€œAnd we don’t use pitchforks. I was being rhetorical.”
    They stared at one another.
    Aziraphale spread his elegantly manicured hands.
    â€œMy people are more than happy for it to happen, you know. It’s what it’s all about, you see. The great final test. Flaming swords, the Four Horsemen, seas of blood, the whole tedious business.” He shrugged.
    â€œAnd then Game Over, Insert Coin?” said Crowley.
    â€œSometimes I find your methods of expression a little difficult to follow.”
    â€œI like the seas as they are. It doesn’t have to happen. You don’t have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”
    Aziraphale shrugged again.
    â€œThat’s ineffable wisdom for you, I’m afraid.” The angel shuddered, and pulled his coat around him. Gray clouds were piling up over the city.
    â€œLet’s go somewhere warm,” he said.
    â€œYou’re asking me?” said Crowley glumly.
    They walked in somber silence for a while.
    â€œIt’s not that I disagree with you,” said the angel, as they plodded across the grass. “It’s just that I’m not allowed to disobey. You know that.”
    â€œMe too,” said Crowley.
    Aziraphale gave him a sidelong glance. “Oh, come now,” he said, “you’re a demon, after all.”
    â€œYeah. But my people are only in favor of disobedience in general terms. It’s specific disobedience they come down on heavily.”
    â€œSuch as disobedience to themselves?”
    â€œYou’ve got

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