Good Omens

the world
were things like big bombs, maniac politicians, huge earthquakes, or vast population movements, but it has now been realized that this is a very old-fashioned view held by people totally out of touch with modern thought. The things that really change the world, according to Chaos theory, are the tiny things. A butterfly flaps its wings in
the Amazonian jungle, and subsequently a storm ravages half of Europe.
    Somewhere in Adam’s sleeping head, a butterfly had emerged.
    It might, or might not, have helped Anathema get a clear view of things if she’d been allowed to spot the very obvious reason why she couldn’t see Adam’s aura.
    It was for the same reason that people in Trafalgar Square can’t see England.
Alarms went off.
    Of course, there’s nothing special about alarms going off in the control room of a nuclear power station. They do it all the time. It’s because there are so many dials and meters and things that something important might not get noticed if it doesn’t at least beep.
    And the job of Shift Charge Engineer calls for a solid, capable, unflappable kind of man, the kind you can depend upon not to make a beeline for the car-park in an emergency. The kind of man, in fact, who gives the impression of smoking a pipe even when he’s not.
    It was 3:00 A.M. in the control room of Turning Point power station, normally a nice quiet time when there is nothing much to do but fill in the log and listen to the distant roar of the turbines.
    Until now.
    Horace Gander looked at the flashing red lights. Then he looked at some dials. Then he looked at the faces of his fellow workers. Then he raised his eyes to the big dial at the far end of the room. Four hundred and twenty practically dependable and very nearly cheap megawatts were leaving the station. According to the other dials, nothing was producing them.
    He did n’t say “That’s weird.” He wouldn’t have said “That’s weird” if a flock of sheep had cycled past playing violins. It wasn’t the sort of thing a responsible engineer said.
    What he did say was: “Alf, you’d better ring the station manager.”
    Three very crowded hours went past. They involved quite a lot of phone calls, telexes, and faxes. Twenty-seven people were got out of bed in quick succession and they got another fifty-three out of bed, because if there is one thing a man wants to know when he’s woken up in a panic at 4:00 A.M., it’s that he’s not alone.
    Anyway, you need all sorts of permissions before they let you unscrew the lid of a nuclear reactor and look inside.
    They got them. They unscrewed it. They had a look inside.
    Horace Gander said, “There’s got to be a sensible reason for this. Five hundred tons of uranium don’t just get up and walk away.”
    A meter in his hand should have been screaming. Instead, it let out the occasional halfhearted tick.
    Where the reactor should have been was an empty space. You could have had quite a nice game of squash in it.
    Right at the bottom, all alone in the center of the bright cold floor, was a lemon drop.
    Outside in the cavernous turbine hall the machines roared on.
    And, a hundred miles away, Adam Young turned over in his sleep.

Friday

    R AVEN S ABLE , slim and bearded and dressed all in black, sat in the back of his slimline black limousine, talking on his slimline black telephone to his West Coast base.
    â€œHow’s it going?” he asked.
    â€œLooking good, chief,” said his marketing head. “I’m doing breakfast with the buyers from all the leading supermarket chains tomorrow. No problem. We’ll have MEALS™ in all the stores this time next month.”
    â€œGood work, Nick.”
    â€œNo problem. No problem. It’s knowing you’re behind us, Rave. You give great leadership, guy. Works for me every time.”
    â€œThank you,” said Sable, and he broke the connection.
    He was particularly proud of MEALS™.
    The Newtrition corporation had started small, eleven years ago. A small team of food scientists, a huge team of marketing and public relations personnel, and a neat logo.
    Two years of Newtrition investment and research had produced CHOW™. CHOW™ contained spun, plaited, and woven protein molecules, capped and coded, carefully designed to be ignored by even the most ravenous digestive tract enzymes; no-cal sweeteners; mineral oils replacing