Harry Potter 05 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

question Snape; so interested, that he was becoming careless with his potion again.
    ‘Salamander blood, Harry!’ Hermione moaned, grabbing his wrist to prevent him adding the wrong ingredient for the third time, ‘not pomegranate juice!’
    ‘Right,’ said Harry vaguely, putting down the bottle and continuing to watch the corner. Umbridge had just got to her feet. ‘Ha,’ he said softly, as she strode between two lines of desks towards Snape, who was bending over Dean Thomas’s cauldron.
    ‘Well, the class seem fairly advanced for their level,’ she said briskly to Snape’s back. ‘Though I would question whether it is advisable to teach them a potion like the Strengthening Solution. I think the Ministry would prefer it if that was removed from the syllabus.’
    Snape straightened up slowly and turned to look at her.
    ‘Now … how long have you been teaching at Hogwarts?’ she asked, her quill poised over her clipboard.
    ‘Fourteen years,’ Snape replied. His expression was unfathomable. His eyes on Snape, Harry added a few drops to his potion; it hissed menacingly and turned from turquoise to orange.
    ‘You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, I believe?’ Professor Umbridge asked Snape.
    ‘Yes,’ said Snape quietly.
    ‘But you were unsuccessful?’
    Snape’s lip curled.
    ‘Obviously.’
    Professor Umbridge scribbled on her clipboard.
    ‘And you have applied regularly for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post since you first joined the school, I believe?’
    ‘Yes,’ said Snape quietly, barely moving his lips. He looked very angry.
    ‘Do you have any idea why Dumbledore has consistently refused to appoint you?’ asked Umbridge.
    ‘I suggest you ask him,’ said Snape jerkily.
    ‘Oh, I shall,’ said Professor Umbridge, with a sweet smile.
    ‘I suppose this is relevant?’ Snape asked, his black eyes narrowed.
    ‘Oh yes,’ said Professor Umbridge, ‘yes, the Ministry wants a thorough understanding of teachers’ – er – backgrounds.’
    She turned away, walked over to Pansy Parkinson and began questioning her about the lessons. Snape looked round at Harry and their eyes met for a second. Harry hastily dropped his gaze to his potion, which was now congealing foully and giving off a strong smell of burned rubber.
    ‘No marks again, then, Potter,’ said Snape maliciously, emptying Harry’s cauldron with a wave of his wand. ‘You will write me an essay on the correct composition of this potion, indicating how and why you went wrong, to be handed in next lesson, do you understand?’
    ‘Yes,’ said Harry furiously. Snape had already given them homework and he had Quidditch practice this evening; this would mean another couple of sleepless nights. It did not seem possible that he had awoken that morning feeling very happy. All he felt now was a fervent desire for this day to end.
    ‘Maybe I’ll skive off Divination,’ he said glumly, as they stood in the courtyard after lunch, the wind whipping at the hems of robes and brims of hats. ‘I’ll pretend to be ill and do Snape’s essay instead, then I won’t have to stay up half the night.’
    ‘You can’t skive off Divination,’ said Hermione severely.
    ‘Hark who’s talking, you walked out of Divination, you hate Trelawney!’ said Ron indignantly.
    ‘I don’t hate her,’ said Hermione loftily. ‘I just think she’s an absolutely appalling teacher and a real old fraud. But Harry’s already missed History of Magic and I don’t think he ought to miss anything else today!’
    There was too much truth in this to ignore, so half an hour later Harry took his seat in the hot, overperfumed atmosphere of the Divination classroom, feeling angry at everybody. Professor Trelawney was yet again handing out copies of The Dream Oracle . Harry thought he’d surely be much better employed doing Snape’s punishment essay than sitting here trying to find meaning in a lot of made-up dreams.
    It seemed, however, that he was not the only person in Divination who was in a temper. Professor Trelawney slammed a copy of the Oracle down on the table between Harry and Ron and swept away, her lips pursed; she threw the next copy of the Oracle at Seamus and Dean, narrowly avoiding Seamus’s head, and thrust the final one into Neville’s chest with such force that he slipped off his pouffe.
    ‘Well, carry on!’ said Professor Trelawney loudly, her voice high-pitched and somewhat hysterical, ‘you know what to do!