Harry Potter 05 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Or am I such a sub-standard teacher that you have never learned how to open a book?’
    The class stared perplexedly at her, then at each other. Harry, however, thought he knew what was the matter. As Professor Trelawney flounced back to the high-backed teacher’s chair, her magnified eyes full of angry tears, he leaned his head closer to Ron’s and muttered, ‘I think she’s got the results of her inspection back.’
    ‘Professor?’ said Parvati Patil in a hushed voice (she and Lavender had always rather admired Professor Trelawney). ‘Professor, is there anything – er – wrong?’
    ‘Wrong!’ cried Professor Trelawney in a voice throbbing with emotion. ‘Certainly not! I have been insulted, certainly … insinuations have been made against me … unfounded accusations levelled … but no, there is nothing wrong, certainly not!’
    She took a great shuddering breath and looked away from Parvati, angry tears spilling from under her glasses.
    ‘I say nothing,’ she choked, ‘of sixteen years of devoted service … it has passed, apparently, unnoticed … but I shall not be insulted, no, I shall not!’
    ‘But, Professor, who’s insulting you?’ asked Parvati timidly.
    ‘The Establishment!’ said Professor Trelawney, in a deep, dramatic, wavering voice. ‘Yes, those with eyes too clouded by the mundane to See as I See, to Know as I Know … of course, we Seers have always been feared, always persecuted … it is – alas – our fate.’
    She gulped, dabbed at her wet cheeks with the end of her shawl, then she pulled a small embroidered handkerchief from her sleeve, and blew her nose very hard with a sound like Peeves blowing a raspberry.
    Ron sniggered. Lavender shot him a disgusted look.
    ‘Professor,’ said Parvati, ‘do you mean … is it something Professor Umbridge –?’
    ‘Do not speak to me about that woman!’ cried Professor Trelawney, leaping to her feet, her beads rattling and her spectacles flashing. ‘Kindly continue with your work!’
    And she spent the rest of the lesson striding among them, tears still leaking from behind her glasses, muttering what sounded like threats under her breath.
    ‘… may well choose to leave … the indignity of it … on probation … we shall see … how she dares …’
    ‘You and Umbridge have got something in common,’ Harry told Hermione quietly when they met again in Defence Against the Dark Arts. ‘She obviously reckons Trelawney’s an old fraud, too … looks like she’s put her on probation.’
    Umbridge entered the room as he spoke, wearing her black velvet bow and an expression of great smugness.
    ‘Good afternoon, class.’
    ‘Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge,’ they chanted drearily.
    ‘Wands away, please.’
    But there was no answering flurry of movement this time; nobody had bothered to take out their wands.
    ‘Please turn to page thirty-four of Defensive Magical Theory and read the third chapter, entitled “The Case for Non-Offensive Responses to Magical Attack” . There will be –’
    ‘– no need to talk,’ Harry, Ron and Hermione said together, under their breaths.
    *
    ‘ No Quidditch practice,’ said Angelina in hollow tones when Harry, Ron and Hermione entered the common room after dinner that night. ‘But I kept my temper!’ said Harry, horrified. ‘I didn’t say anything to her, Angelina, I swear, I –’
    ‘I know, I know,’ said Angelina miserably. ‘She just said she needed a bit of time to consider.’
    ‘Consider what?’ said Ron angrily. ‘She’s given the Slytherins permission, why not us?’
    But Harry could imagine how much Umbridge was enjoying holding the threat of no Gryffindor Quidditch team over their heads and could easily understand why she would not want to relinquish that weapon over them too soon.
    ‘Well,’ said Hermione, ‘look on the bright side – at least now you’ll have time to do Snape’s essay!’
    ‘That’s a bright side, is it?’ snapped Harry, while Ron stared incredulously at Hermione. ‘No Quidditch practice, and extra Potions?’
    Harry slumped down into a chair, dragged his Potions essay reluctantly from his bag and set to work. It was very hard to concentrate; even though he knew Sirius was not due in the fire until much later, he could not help glancing into the flames every few minutes just in case. There was also an incredible amount of noise in the room: Fred and George appeared finally to have perfected one type of Skiving Snackbox, which