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bags would assume they were already checked in. If they thought otherwise… well, a man and a woman shacking up for the night away from their spouses could be expected to be discreet. Along with the baseball caps and averted eyes, the parking lot rather than the valet fit the pattern, which was what Ben wanted.
    They walked into a bright, air-conditioned lobby—stone floors, a ceiling open all the way to the fifth floor, piano music playing from hidden speakers. The bar was off to the left, and it sounded lively. On the right, three receptionists stood behind a dark wood-and-marble counter.
    They strolled over to the nearest of the three, a young Tico in a navy suit. “We need a room for the night,” Ben said, his voice quiet, slightly conspiratorial.
    “Certainly,” the man said. “We have king-bedded rooms, twin-bedded rooms…”
    “Twin beds would be fine,” Paula said.
    Ben’s face betrayed nothing. But inside, he wanted to smack her for being so stupid.
    The receptionist worked the keyboard. “I’m sorry, the only rooms we have available now feature a single king-sized bed.”
    “A king-sized bed would be fine,” Ben said calmly. If Paula uttered one single word of protest, he was going to find something and gag her with it.
    “Very good, sir,” the receptionist said. “And how many keys will you require?”
    Simultaneously, Ben said, “One,” and Paula said, “Two.”
    Ben stared at Paula and said, “One,” the single syllable sounding like a growl.
    Paula stared back but didn’t respond.
    “And what credit card will you be using?”
    “I’ll just use cash.”
    “All right. And we’ll require some form of ID. A passport, or…”
    Ben pulled out his wallet and put three hundred U.S. on the counter.
    “I’d just be more comfortable if there were no record of the transaction,” he said. “And please, keep the change.”
    The receptionist looked down at the money for a moment. He produced a magnetic key in a paper sleeve and handed it to Ben with a gracious smile.
    “Your room number is here,” he said, gesturing to the sleeve. “The elevator is just past the bar. Enjoy your stay.”
    “Thank you,” Ben said, glancing at the card. Room 535. “I’m sure we will.”
    They walked over to the elevator. As soon as the doors had closed and Ben had inserted the room card and pressed the button for five, he said, “What were you thinking?”
    She looked at him. “What’s your problem this time?”
    “My problem is, what do you think we look like? We’re supposed to be a horny couple shacking up here to have sex. And you’re asking for a room with separate beds. You can have the goddamned bed, I’m happy to sleep on the floor.”
    “I don’t see that my request was incommensurate with—”
    “With two people who came here to fuck?”
    “Maybe you snore. Maybe you thrash in your sleep. There are a lot of reasons two people might want to sleep in separate beds after they make love.”
    “Yeah? Not in my experience.”
    “Well, if you can find girlfriends so patient they can tolerate your personality generally, I expect they might be able to tolerate you in other ways, too.”
    “Yeah, well likewise, I can think of all kinds of reasons a guy might want to get up and go home after he was done fucking you. But that’s not the point. The point is, most people who come to a hotel to have sex prefer to do it in the same bed. What you did was a mistake. Mistakes like that get you noticed. Getting noticed gets you killed.”
    Paula took a deep breath as though to answer, but stopped when the doors opened. There was no way anyone could have anticipated them here, but out of habit, Ben swept the area with his eyes before moving out of the elevator. They walked down the corridor and Ben let them into the room.
    As soon as he had double-locked the door, Paula said, “And you’re lecturing me about getting noticed? The first thing you did in Taibbi’s bar was practically castrate his bouncer. And then every chance you got to get in Taibbi’s face, too, you did. Yeah, that’s you, Mr. Invisible.”
    Ben walked past her into the room. Marble bathroom on the right. King bed in the room past it; dresser, flat screen television, desk on the left. He glanced out the window at two massive, kidney-shaped pools in the courtyard below, then pulled shut the curtains and turned to her. “We’ve been over this already. When I need to be direct, I’m direct. When I need to be invisible,