Left for Garbage

grieve in our own way and tonight Margaret and Keith are hosting a lobster dinner , courtesy of ABC, at the Boca Ritz to begin their mourning process.
    Let’s go now to our field reporter , Bambi Isles, for the most updated news on this heartbreaking discovery. Bambi, can you tell us about the condition of Deeley and what if anything has been found out at the site of her impromptu grave?

    Bambi Isles, KORL 15 News:
    Hi , Charlotte, and as always, thank you for having me on. Indeed, this is a heartbreaking time in the case of little Deeley whose remains, as you say, were discovered just a few feet off the side of the road in a wooded area a few houses down from the Brown home. Preliminary reports are indicating some odd things at the disposal site, Charlotte.

    Charlotte:
    What sort of odd things , Bambi?

    Bambi Isles, KORL 15 News:
    Well , Charlotte, authorities have found an enormous rattlesnake with tire tracks over it, indicating that’s how the snake was killed, and a few feet from that is a syringe, a syringe with chloroform traces and -

    Charlotte:
    Did you say chloroform traces, Bambi? Correct me if I’m mistaken but I believe one of the pieces of strong circumstantial evidence the State used in the Grand Jury hearing to indict Fibber were repeated searches for chloroform found on the Brown’s home computer. Am I wrong in remembering this, Bambi?

    Bambi Isles, KORL 15 News:
    No, Charlotte , you sure aren’t. There were indeed numerous searches for how to make chloroform on the Brown’s home computer.

    Charlotte:
    There you have it, America. Numerous searches and now it has been confirmed that a syringe filled with chloroform has been found near the site of Baby Deeley’s body. Tell us, Bambi, who found little Deeley?

    Bambi Isles, KORL 15 News:
    Charlotte, it was a sewage worker named Harley Ray, and, Charlotte, I am hearing rumors that Mr. Ray may have reported this much earlier, all the way back in August, as matter of fact, but the authorities are not confirming at this time.

    Charlotte:
    Thank you, Bambi. Please keep us informed on every new development, especially this last with Mr. Ray. I would certainly hate to think it was true and that Baby Deeley, whose remains have just been verified, was left to lay there like garbage for an additional five months, five months that may well have destroyed crucial evidence in establishing how she was killed.

    Let’s take some calls. Jennifer in Billings, Montana, you’re on ‘Eye on America’. What’s your question, my dear?

    Jennifer in Billings Montana:
    Hi … hi … Charlotte, thank you for taking my call and for the work you do for justice. I love you.

    Charlotte:
    Thank you, dear. What’s your question , Jennifer?

    Jennifer in Billings Montana:
    Charlotte, I was wondering about the snake. Do you think that’s significant in where Deeley’s body was found or is it just , like, a coincidence?

    Charlotte:
    Jennifer, that is an excellent question , and to answer it I’m going to make an early prediction right here on ‘Eye on America’. I think that Denise Brown was startled by that snake when she went to dispose of Baby Deeley and that is why they found her little body so close to the highway. I’m going to bet that if the snake’s remains are not too corrupted, they will find the tire marks on it match a certain Nissan owned by none other than Fibber McMom, and I want to thank you, Jennifer, for raising such a thought-provoking point. Let’s take a call from Bobby in Decatur, Illinois. Hello, Bobby, you’re on ‘Eye on America’. What’s your question, my Friend?

    Bobby in Decatur, Illinois:
    Hi , Charlotte. Did you get a haircut? Your hair looks shorter tonight.

    Charlotte:
    No, Bobby in Decatur, I did not. Do you have a question related to the Brown case?

    Bobby in Decatur , Illinois:
    Yeah , yeah, I sure do.

    Charlotte:
    Then , Bobby, would you please ask the question.

    Bobby in Decatur, Illinois:
    I’m wondering , Charlotte, do you know if they checked the Brown baby’s remains for explosive devices?

    Charlotte:
    You are wondering if they checked Baby Deeley’s remains for explosive devices? Is that your question, Bobby? I cannot say for certain but I would guess that the answer is no, and if I may ask, why do you think the authorities should have made such a check?

    Bobby in Decatur, Illinois:
    It’s like this , Charlotte. Al Qaeda is everywhere in our country and they plant IEDs in places no one would ever