Life Expectancy

me with those remarkable eyes. "You don't look well."
        My tongue felt thick. "I… just… I thought I saw something over there."
        This statement was peculiar enough to tweak an uncertain smile from him. "You mean something in the sky?"
        I couldn't explain that my focus had been on rooftops, because it seemed this would lead me inexorably to the revelation that I had been mesmerized by the possibility of a sniper.
        Instead, I said, "Yes, uh, in the sky, something… odd," and at once realized that this statement made me seem no less peculiar than talk of a sniper would have done.
        "UFO, you mean?" he asked, revealing a lopsided smile as winning as that of Tom Cruise at his most insouciant.
        He might in fact have been a well-known actor, a rising star. Many entertainment figures vacationed in Snow Village.
        Even if he had been famous, I wouldn't have recognized him. I didn't have that much interest in movies, being too busy with baking and family and life.
        The only film I'd seen that year had been Forrest Gump. Now I supposed that I must appear to have the IQ of the title character.
        Heat blossomed in my face, and I said with some embarrassment, "Maybe a UFO thing. Probably not. I don't know. It's gone now."
        "Are you all right?" he repeated.
        "Yeah, sure, I'm fine, just the sky thing, gone now," I said, embarrassed to hear myself babbling.
        His amused scrutiny broke my paralysis. I wished him a good day, walked away, tripped on a fault in the sidewalk, and almost fell.
        When I regained my balance, I didn't look back. I knew he would be watching me, his face alight with that million-dollar smile.
        I couldn't understand how I had so completely given myself to an irrational fear. Being shot by a sniper was no more likely than being abducted by extraterrestrials.
        Grimly determined to get a grip on myself, I went directly to the bank.
        What would be would be. If a ruthless holdup gang crippled me with a shot to the spine, that might be preferable to being horribly disfigured in a library fire or to spending the rest of my life on an artificial-lung machine after inhaling toxic fumes in a catastrophic dry-cleaning accident.
        The bank would be closing in minutes; consequently, there were few customers, but everyone looked suspicious to me. I tried not to turn my back on any of them.
        I didn't even trust the eighty-year-old lady whose head bobbed with palsy. Some professional thieves were masters of disguise; the tremors might prove to be a brilliant bit of acting. But her chin wart sure looked real.
        In the nineteenth century, they expected banks to be impressive. The lobby had a granite floor, granite walls, fluted columns, and a lot of bronze work.
        When a bank employee, crossing the room, dropped a ledger book, the report, ricocheting off the walls, sounded quite like a gunshot. I twitched but didn't soil my pants.
        After depositing a paycheck and taking back a little cash, I departed without incident. The revolving door felt confining, but it brought me safely into the warm afternoon.
        I needed to pick up several garments at the dry cleaner's, so I left that task for last, and went to the library.
        The Cornelius Rutherford Snow Library is much bigger than one would expect for a town as small as ours, a handsome limestone structure.
        Flanking the main entry are stone lions on plinths in the shape of books.
        The lions are not frozen in a roar. Neither are they posed with heads raised and alert. Curiously, both are shown asleep, as if they have been reading a politician's autobiography and have been thus sedated.
        Cornelius, whose money built the library, didn't have a great deal of interest in books but thought that he should. Funding a handsome library was, to his way of reasoning, as broadening of the spirit and as edifying to the mind as actually having pored through hundreds of tomes. When the building was complete, he thereafter thought of himself as a well-read man.
        Our town isn't named after the form in which most of its annual precipitation falls. It honors instead the railroad-and-mining magnate whose pre-income-tax fortune founded it: Cornelius Rutherford Snow.
        Just inside the front doors of the library hangs a portrait of Cornelius. He is all steely eyes, mustache, muttonchops, and