Looking Good Dead

fucking disaster, OK?’
    ‘Cromarty, Forth, south-west veering north four or five, occasionally six in North Utsire,’ he informed Venner, still staring at the floor. ‘Rain at times. Moderate or good.’

    ‘What the fuck’s with this weather forecast crap?’
    ‘Ummm, actually – ummm – it’s the shipping forecast.’
    Venner shook his head. ‘Jesus. One of our associates is in a coma and you’re giving me the goddamn shipping forecast ?’
    ‘Umm, yes. Umm, that’s right.’
    Venner stared at him. This fuckwit was really beyond him. ‘John, the disaster is that our associate had a laptop with him that he was using to upload our latest offering to our customers. The police have seized it. We need that laptop back.’
    ‘I have it,’ Gidney said. ‘And the clone the High Tech Crime Unit made of the hard disk.’
    Venner looked astonished. ‘You have it?’
    ‘Umm. Yes. Sort of exactly.’
    ‘You have the laptop back?’
    The Weatherman nodded.
    The fat man’s whole demeanour changed. He heaved himself up and shook the surprised Gidney by the hand. ‘You are one smart motherfucker!’ Then he sat back down, as if exhausted by the effort, clamped his cigar back between his lips and held out his hand, greedily, like a fat schoolboy wanting more sweets. ‘So, gimme! You have it in your rucksack?’
    ‘Umm, no, that’s my sandwich.’
    One of the two silent Russians entered the room; he was dressed as usual in a black suit over a black T-shirt. He stood a few feet behind Venner, silent and unsmiling.
    The Weatherman stared back down at the tuft of carpet, ignoring the outstretched hand, trying to pluck up the courage to say what he had come here to say. He thought about Q in Star Trek again, and muttered the words silently to himself. If you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It’s not safe out here . . . it’s not for the timid.
    The Man Who Was Not Timid took a deep breath and, stammering, his face reddening, he blurted, ‘I don’t actually have them with me.’
    Venner’s face clouded over. ‘Where do you actually have them?’

    Gidney sensed an almost silent footfall behind him. He detected the faintest shadow on the carpet. Venner bringing in his team, the Russian in front, the Albanian behind, to intimidate him. But today he was The Man Who Was Not Timid.
    He would stand his ground.
    He was shaking, his face burning, rivers of perspiration rolling down inside his white shirt. But he was standing his ground. ‘I have them in a safe place.’
    ‘Exactly how safe?’ Venner enquired coldly.
    ‘Very.’
    ‘Good. Sensible.’
    ‘If you want them back, you have to pay me what you promised. And-and-and I,’ he was blurting now, gabbling, ‘I-don’t-want-to-dothisanymore.’
    Then he stared at the carpet, gulping down air.
    ‘Is that right, John?’ Venner said calmly. ‘You don’t want to work in our team any more?’
    ‘Ummm, no.’
    ‘I’m really hurt! I figured we all got along so well! You know, John, I thought you and I were becoming real good buddies. I’m really hurt. Of course, you want to leave, you want your money, that’s absolutely fine.’
    The Weatherman was silent; he had not been expecting this reaction. He had expected Venner to explode.
    ‘So exactly where is this very safe place you have the laptop and the cloned disk?’
    Smiling proudly, Gidney looked up. ‘You would never believe it. No one will look there; no one will find them in a thousand years!’
    ‘That so?’
    The Weatherman nodded excitedly.
    ‘Not even the police?’
    ‘Absolutely not!’
    Venner beamed happily at the Weatherman, then swung his left hand sharply through the air.
    The movement puzzled the Weatherman. It appeared to be some coded signal. But he did not have long to fret about it.
    ‘Watch the birdie!’ Venner said.

    The Weatherman felt increasingly confused. The Russian standing beside Venner was holding up a small video camera.
    The Albanian, standing behind him, took two swift steps forward and, with one chop of the side of his hand, snapped the Weatherman’s neck and spinal cord in two.

82
    The Fingerprint Department occupied one of the largest floor spaces in Sussex House. On the ground floor, a short walk along from the High Tech Crime Unit, it was a hive of quiet activity, and every time Grace went there, he noticed just the very faintest aroma of ink in the air.
    Derry Blane, one of the senior