Love Songs from a Shallow Grave

were this a movie, it was the point when the audience would have broken into a spontaneous ‘ahhh’ and some old lady in the front row would cry loudly into her handkerchief. Although Siri was certain he felt much worse than Geung about this state of affairs, or lack of, he walked across the room and put his arm around his friend’s shoulder.
    “Little brother,” he said. “There are forty nurses working at this hospital and I know for certain every one of them is in love with you.”
    “It’s d…different love,” Geung said immediately, as if he’d put many hours of thought into the mechanics of love.
    “It’s better love,” Siri stepped in. “It’s permanent. It has nothing to do with changing moods and passion.” As soon as the words left his mouth, Siri realised that passion was a concept that would take more years of understanding than the doctor had left on the earth. “It’s better.”
    “It-it-it’s better,” Geung repeated. But like a philosophical parrot he added a line of his own. “Better than a real g…girlfriend.”
    “Much better,” said Siri with little conviction. He walked them both into the next room but his mind lagged a few steps behind. Once again, increasingly happy to unload the weight of the world onto his own shoulders, Sri decided to see what he could do about finding Mr Geung a girlfriend…whether he wanted one or not. It couldn’t be that difficult, he decided. As simple as pulling together the banks of the Mekhong to reunite the Lao and the North-eastern Thais.
    Once again the autopsy was straightforward. Siri estimated the time of death to have been around nine a.m. the previous evening. The young woman was probably in her mid thirties, very attractive, in good physical shape but soft, not the same taut muscles of the previous victim. She had been killed by one single thrust of an épée that passed directly through the centre of her heart. As with the other girl, there were three lines etched onto the inside of her left thigh. This time the signature was more clearly a Z. The killer would have had to pull down the nylon tracksuit bottom to make his mark. He’d taken his time on this one and, as there was very little bleeding, it had obviously been cut there after the girl’s death. Sergeant Sihot assured him the victim had been properly attired when she was discovered. The mark brought to Siri’s mind the brand of Zorro, the masked swordsman, a part played so convincingly by Douglas Fairbanks.
    Siri dusted the épée for prints but it yielded none. He had Geung put it on the shelf beside the first weapon and the body joined its predecessor in the morgue freezer The bamboo tray Siri had built himself had been replaced by a Chinese stainless steel retractable shelf unit that could, at a pinch, accommodate three bodies in the single cooler.
    Siri, Dtui, Civilai (who had been alerted to the new murder by Daeng when he stopped by the shop), and the two policemen sat in the morgue office drinking lethal Mahosot hospital coffee and eating Civilai’s homemade brownies. The chocolate chips tasted a little like shotgun pellets but hospital coffee had a reputation for dissolving anything.
    “So far,” Sergeant Sihot began, “we haven’t been able to identify this second victim. We’re working on it. Nobody’s reported a missing person as far as we know. But we have amassed a good deal of information about victim number one.”
    He flipped open his notepad and all the pages fluttered onto the floor. The others helped him retrieve them but it took him a few minutes to put them in order.
    “Sorry. Thank you,” he said at last. “Have to get that fixed. All right. Victim number one is…was Hatavan Rattanasamay. Known by the nickname of Dew. She’s twenty-nine years of age…I mean, she was.”
    “Sihot, will you forget tenses and just give us the facts?” Phosy snapped.
    “Yes, Inspector. Born in Bokeo. Married with two children. Her husband Chanti was…I mean, is chief engineer with Electricite du Lao. Dew returned from the Soviet Union in January this year. She’d just completed a four-year course in internal security in Moscow. Before she left she’d been a lieutenant in the People’s Revolutionary Army. When she got back she’d done so well they promoted her to the rank of major and assigned her to the Prime Minister’s security detail.”
    “Any connections with fencing?” Civilai asked.
    “We’re waiting for the military to release her