Lucid Intervals (2010)

Bob replied. (As an attorney, he knew that a title cannot be copyrighted.)
    The day has come. Just to confirm things, I called him at his law office, as I had heard that he might have died; his secretary told me he was on vacation in Mexico. Since this did not sound like a euphemism for dead, I left a message for him.
    On his return from Mexico, Bob called, and I declared my intentions with regard to his title. “Send me a copy,” he said.
    I have done so.

AUTHOR’S NOTE
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