Mistborn #01 The Final Empire

know what they’re talking about this time?”
    “He means that the Ministry is watching for him,” Breeze said. “He pretended to be a nobleman, and they found out.”
    Dockson nodded. “The Lord Ruler himself saw me on one occasion, and he’s got a flawless memory. Even if I managed to avoid him, someone’s bound to recognize me eventually.”
    “So . . .” Yeden said.
    “So,” Kelsier said, “we’ll need someone else to play Lord Renoux’s heir.”
    “Don’t look at me,” Yeden said apprehensively.
    “Trust me,” Kelsier said flatly, “nobody was. Clubs is out too—he’s far too prominent a local skaa craftsman.”
    “I’m out as well,” Breeze said. “I already have several aliases among the nobility. I suppose I could use one of them, but I couldn’t go to any major balls or parties—it would be rather embarrassing if I met someone who knew me by a different alias.”
    Kelsier frowned thoughtfully.
    “I could do it,” Ham said. “But you know I’m no good at acting.”
    “What about my nephew?” Clubs said, nodding to the young man at his side.
    Kelsier studied the boy. “What’s your name, son?”
    “Lestibournes.”
    Kelsier raised an eyebrow. “That’s a mouthful. You don’t have a nickname?”
    “Not of the yetting yet.”
    “We’ll have to work on that,” Kelsier said. “Do you always speak in that Eastern street slang?”
    The boy shrugged, obviously nervous at being such a center of attention. “Wasing the place when I was young.”
    Kelsier glanced at Dockson, who shook his head. “I don’t think it’s a good idea, Kell.”
    “Agreed.” Kelsier turned to Vin, then smiled. “I guess that leaves you. How good are you at imitating a noblewoman?”
    Vin paled slightly. “My brother gave me a few lessons. But, I’ve never actually tried to. . . .”
    “You’ll do fine,” Kelsier said, writing Vin: Infiltration underneath Great Houses . “All right. Yeden, you should probably begin planning how you’re to keep control of the empire once this is all through.”
    Yeden nodded. Vin felt a little sorry for the man, seeing how much the planning—the sheer outrageousness of it all—seemed to be overwhelming him. Still, it was hard to feel sympathy for him, considering what Kelsier had just said regarding her part in all this.
    Playing a noblewoman? she thought. Surely there’s someone else who could do a better job. . . .
    Breeze’s attention was still on Yeden and his obvious discomfort. “Don’t look so solemn, my dear fellow,” Breeze said. “Why, you’ll probably never actually have to rule the city. Chances are, we’ll all get caught and executed long before that happens.”
    Yeden smiled wanly. “And if we don’t? What’s to keep you all from just knifing me and taking the empire for yourselves?”
    Breeze rolled his eyes. “We’re thieves, my dear man, not politicians. A nation is far too unwieldy a commodity to be worth our time. Once we have our atium, we’ll be happy.”
    “Not to mention rich,” Ham added.
    “The two words are synonyms, Hammond,” Breeze said.
    “Besides,” Kelsier said to Yeden. “We won’t be giving you the entire empire—hopefully, it will shatter once Luthadel destabilizes. You’ll have this city, and probably a good piece of the Central Dominance—assuming you can bribe the local armies into supporting you.”
    “And . . . the Lord Ruler?” Yeden asked.
    Kelsier smiled. “I’m still planning to deal with him personally—I just have to figure out how to make the Eleventh Metal work.”
    “And if you don’t?”
    “Well,” Kelsier said, writing Yeden: Preparation and Rule beneath Skaa Rebellion on the board, “we’ll try and find a way to trick him out of the city. Perhaps we can get him to go with his army to the Pits and secure things there.”
    “Then what?” Yeden asked.
    “You find some way to deal with him,” Kelsier said. “You didn’t hire us to kill the Lord Ruler, Yeden—that’s just a possible perk I intend to throw in if I can.”
    “I wouldn’t worry too much, Yeden,” Ham added. “He won’t be able to do much without funds or armies. He’s a powerful Allomancer, but by no means omnipotent.”
    Breeze smiled. “Though, if you think about it, hostile, dethroned pseudodeities probably make disagreeable neighbors. You’ll have to figure out something to do with him.”
    Yeden didn’t appear to like that idea much, but he didn’t continue the argument.
    Kelsier