O Is for Outlaw

adjacent to the water lines. The pipe contained a handful of gold coins. Again, I left the stash where it was and carefully realigned the pipe in its original site. The only place I bombed out was one of his favorites, that being down the bathtub drain. He liked to drill a hole in the rubber stopper and run a chain up through the plug. He'd attach the relevant item to the chain, which he then left dangling down the drain with all the slimy hair and soap scum. This was usually where he kept his safe deposit key. I took a minute to lean over the rim of the tub. The rubber stopper was attached by a chain to the overflow outlet, but when I flashed the light into the drain itself, there was nothing hanging down the hole. Well, shoot. I consoled myself with the tact that I'd otherwise done well. Mickey probably had other secret repositories, maybe new ones I hadn't 1even thought about – but this was the best I could do in the time allotted. For now, it was time to clear the premises.
    I let myself out the back door, using Mickey's key to lock the door behind me. I slipped the key in my pocket, stripped off my rubber gloves, and zipped them into my pack. I went downstairs and knocked at the manager's front door. I'd assumed that B & C Hatfield were a married couple, but the occupants turned out to be sisters. The woman who opened the door had to be in her eighties. "Yes?"
    She was heavy through the middle, with a generously weighted bosom. She wore a sleeveless cotton sundress with most of the color washed away. The fabric reminded me of old quilts, a flour-sacking floral print in tones of pale blue and pink. Her breasts were pillowy, powdered with talcum, like two domes of bread dough proofing in a bowl. Her upper arms were soft, and I could see her stockings were rolled down below her knees. She wore slippers with a half-moon cut out of one to accommodate a bunion.
    I said, "Mrs. Hatfield?"
    "I'm Cordia," she said cautiously. "May I help you? "
    "I hope so. I'd like to talk to you about Mickey Magruder, the tenant in Two-H."
    She fixed me with a pair of watery blue eyes. "He was shot last week."
    "I'm aware of that. I just came from the hospital, where I was visiting him."
    "Are you the police detective?"
    "I'm an old friend."
    She stared at me, her blue eyes penetrating.
    "Well, actually, I'm his ex-wife," I amended, in response to her gaze.
    "I saw you park in the alley while I was sweeping out the laundry room."
    I said, "Ah."
    "Was everything in order?"
    "Where?"
    "Two-H. Mr. Magruder's place. You were up there quite a while. Thirty-two minutes by my watch."
    "Fine. No problem. Of course, I didn't go in."
    "No?"
    "There was crime scene tape across the door," I said.
    "Place was posted, too. Big police warning about the penalties."
    "I saw that."
    She waited. I would have continued, but my mind was blank. My thought process had shorted out, catching me in the space between truth and lies. I felt like an actor who'd forgotten her lines. I couldn't for the life of me think what to say next.
    "Are you interested in renting?" she prompted.
    "Renting?"
    "Apartment Two-H. I assume that's why you went up.
    "Oh. Oh, sure. Good plan. I like the area."
    "You do. Well, perhaps we could let you know if the unit becomes available. Would you care to come in and complete an application? You seem discombobulated. Perhaps a drink of water?"
    "I'd appreciate that."
    I entered the apartment, stepping directly into the kitchen. I felt like I'd slipped into another world. Chicken was stewing on the back of the stove. A second woman, roughly the same age, sat at a round oak table with a deck of cards. To my right, I could see a formal dining room: mahogany table and chairs, with a matching hutch stacked with dishes. Clearly, the floor plan was entirely different from Mickey's. The temperature on the thermostat must have been set at eighty, and the TV on the kitchen counter was blaring stock market quotes at top volume. Neither Cordia nor her sister seemed to be watching the screen. "I'll get you the application," she said. "This is my sister, Belmira."
    "On second thought, why don't I take the application home with me? I can fill it out and send it back. It'll be simpler that way."
    "Suit yourself. Have a seat."
    I pulled out a chair and sat down across from Belmira, who was shuffling a tarot deck. Cordia went to the kitchen sink and let the faucet water run cold before she filled a glass. She handed me the water and then crossed to a