Reaper Man

corner.
    There was a yelp. Lupine’s hand came back holding a struggling man. Huge hairy muscles moved under Lupine’s torn shirt as the man was hoisted up to fang level.
    “You were waiting to attack us, weren’t you,” said Lupine.
    “Who, me—?”
    “I could smell you,” said Lupine, evenly.
    “I never—”
    Lupine sighed. “Wolves don’t do this sort of thing, you know,” he said.
    The man dangled.
    “Hey, is that a fact,” he said.
    “It’s all head-on combat, fang against fang, claw against claw,” said Lupine. “You don’t find wolves lurking behind rocks ready to mug a passing badger.”
    “Get away?”
    “Would you like me to tear your throat out?”
    The man stared eye to yellow eye. He estimated his chances against a seven-foot man with teeth like that.
    “Do I get a choice?” he said.
    “My friend here,” said Lupine, indicating Windle, “is a zombie—”
    “Well, I don’t know about actual zombie , I think you have to eat some sort of fish and root to be a zom—”
    “—and you know what zombies do to people, don’t you?”
    The man tried to nod, even though Lupine’s fist was right under his neck.
    “Yeggg,” he managed.
    “Now, he’s going to take a very good look at you, and if he ever sees you again—”
    “I say, hang on,” murmured Windle.
    “—he’ll come after you. Won’t you, Windle?”
    “Eh? Oh, yes. That’s right. Like a shot,” said Windle, unhappily. “Now run along, there’s a good chap. Okay?”
    “OggAy,” said the prospective mugger. He was thinking: Ig eyes! Ike imlets!
    Lupine let go. The man hit the cobbles, gave Windle one last terrified glance, and ran for it.
    “Er, what do zombies do to people?” said Windle. “I suppose I’d better know.”
    “They tear them apart like a sheet of dry paper,” said Lupine.
    “Oh? Right,” said Windle. They strolled on in silence. Windle was thinking: why me? Hundreds of people must die in this city every day. I bet they don’t have this trouble. They just shut their eyes and wake up being born as someone else, or in some sort of heaven or, I suppose, possibly some sort of hell. Or they go and feast with the gods in their hall, which has never seemed a particularly great idea—gods are all right in their way, but not the kind of people a decent man would want to have a meal with. The Yen buddhists think you just become very rich. Some of the Klatchian religions say you go to a lovely garden full of young women, which doesn’t sound very religious to me …
    Windle found himself wondering how you applied for Klatchian nationality after death.
    And at that moment the cobblestones came up to meet him.
    This is usually a poetic way of saying that someone fell flat on their face. In this case, the cobblestones really came up to meet him. They fountained up, circled silently in the air above the alley for a moment, and then dropped like stones.
    Windle stared at them. So did Lupine.
    “That’s something you don’t often see,” said the wereman, after a while. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen stones flying before.”
    “Or dropping like stones,” said Windle. He nudged one with the toe of his boot. It seemed perfectly happy with the role gravity had chosen for it.
    “You’re a wizard—”
    “ Were a wizard,” said Windle.
    “You were a wizard. What caused all that?”
    “I think it was probably an inexplicable phenomenon,” said Windle. “There’s a lot of them about, for some reason. I wish I knew why.”
    He prodded a stone again. It showed no inclination to move.
    “I’d better be getting along,” said Lupine.
    “What’s it like, being a wereman?” said Windle.
    Lupine shrugged. “Lonely,” he said.
    “Hmm?”
    “You don’t fit in, you see. When I’m a wolf I remember what it’s like to be a man, and vice versa. Like…I mean…sometimes…sometimes, right, when I’m wolf-shaped, I run up into the hills…in the winter, you know, when there’s a crescent moon in the sky and a crust on the snow and the hills go on forever…and the other wolves, well, they feel what it’s like, of course, but they don’t know like I do. To feel and know at the same time. No one else knows what that’s like. No one else in the whole world could know what that’s like. That’s the bad part. Knowing there’s no one else…”
    Windle became aware of teetering on the edge of a pit of sorrows. He never knew what to say in moments like this.
    Lupine brightened up. “Come