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commander, if I may speak freely, I might surmise that there are many workers at Burleigh and Stronginthearm, which is one factor, and, of course, the directors of the most famous weapons producer on the Plains might also have decided to hide away a few souvenirs before the range was banned, and who knows where they might have got to. I can think of no other explanation.â
âWell, of course you may be right,â said Vimes. âAnd while itâs a terrifying thought that one of these things might be out on the streets somewhere, I must admit that the idiot who used it really helped us out of a difficult situation.â He paused for a while and then said, âHave you had a pay rise lately, Willikins?â
âI am entirely satisfied with my remuneration, commander.â
âIt is entirely deserved, but to be on the safe side, Iâd like you, as soon as we are back home, to check in the cellar just in case, will you? Because obviously, if there are more of those bloody things out there, I want to make certain that Iâve still got one too.â And as Willikins turned away Vimes continued, âOh, and Willikins, itâs a damn good job for you that Feeney cannot put two and two together.â
Was that the faintest sigh of relief? Surely not. âI will expedite that as soon as we enter the building, commander, and I am certain that should you yourself want to go down there some time later to make a personal check, you will find it resting where it has always been.â
âIâm sure I shall, Willikins; but I wonder if you could solve a problem for me? I have to catch the Wonderful Fanny .â
He added hurriedly, âWhich is a boat, of course.â
âYes, sir, I am aware of the vessel in question. Remember that Iâd already been here for some time before you and her ladyship arrived, and I happened to be near the river when she went upstream. I recall the people pointed her out to me. I was given to understand that she was going up to Overhang to load up, probably with iron ore brought down from the dwarf mine, which rather surprised me, given that normally they smelt directly at their mines and export the bar-stock, this being a more economical method, sir.â
âFascinating,â said Vimes, âbut I think that however slow it goes, I ought to get after her.â
Feeney was just emerging from the cottage.
âIâve heard about theâ¦the boat, lad. We should get going while itâs still light.â
Feeney actually saluted. âYes, I have that in hand, sir, but what about my prisoner? I mean, my old mum could give him his meals and empty his bucket for him, wonât be the first time sheâs had to do that sort of thing, but I donât like leaving her by herself, right now, if you get my thinking?â
Vimes nodded. Back home he only had to snap his fingers for a watchman to become immediately available, but nowâ¦Well, he had no choice. âWillikins!â
âYes, commander?â
âWillikins, against my better judgement and I dare say yours, I hereby appoint you to the rank of Special Constable and I command you to take the prisoner back to the Hall and keep him under lock and key there. Even a bloody army would be mad to attack the Hall with Sybil in it. But just in case, Willikins, I can think of no man better suited to guard my family.â
Willikins beamed and saluted. âYes, sir, orders received and understood, sir. You can depend on me, sir, onlyâ¦er, well, when we get back to the city could you, er, please not let anyone know that I was a copper for a while? I have friends, sir, dear friends who have known me for a long time and they would cut my ears off if they heard I was a copper.â
âWell, far be it from me to whiten a manâs name against his will,â said Vimes. âDo we have an understanding? Iâd be grateful if you could refrain from too much adventureishness. Just guard the prisoner and ensure that no harm comes to him. If this means a little judicious harm has to come to someone else, I will regretfully accept the fact.â
Willikins looked solemn. âYes, sir, fully understood, sir. My comb will not leave my pocket.â
Vimes sighed. âYou have a great many things in your pockets, Willikins. Ration their usage, man. And by the way, please tell Sybil and Young Sam that Daddy is chasing the bad men and will see them again
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