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whatsoever to Flutter, began to clean his fingernails.
In fact it was only a matter of seconds before the trap door was heaved back, and Vimes emerged, then nodded to Willikins, who secured the comb and walked out of the room without a word. Vimes regained the chair. âMr. Flutter, I have a witness statement that puts you on Hangmanâs Hill on the night in question with another man, said man being known as Stratford. The witness tells me that you said to him that you could have got hold of some turkey blood, but he said that there were rabbits all over the place and he never missed with his slingshot. At this point the witness says a young goblin girl came out of the bushes and your companion struck at her as she was begging for her lifeâand furiously, to the extent that you yourself told him, in your words, to leave off, upon which he turned on you, still holding his knife, described to me as a machete, so swiftly that you urinated into your boots.
âNo, donât speak, I havenât finished. Nevertheless, I am informed that you did say to your companion that you were supposed to leave just blood, and not, as you put it, âguts all over the place,â whereupon he forced you to put them back into the cadaver and hide it further down the hill in some gorse bushes. No, I said donât talk! In your pocket you had a pork pie, which youâd brought from home, and three dollars in cash, which was your payment for this little errand.
âAfter that you and Stratford walked back some distance to your horses, which you had temporarily stabled in the tumbledown old barn on the other side of the village. The horses were a chestnut mare and a gray gelding, both of them broken down by ill use. In fact, the gelding threw a shoe as you were leaving, and you had to stop your companion from killing it there and then. Oh, and the witness told me that you were naked to the waist when you left, since your shirt was soaked with blood and you left it in the barn after an argument with Stratford. Iâll recover it when we get back. Your friend told you to take your trousers off as well, but you declined; however, I noted splashes of blood on them earlier. I donât want to go to the expense of sending a rider back to the city, where my Igor will ascertain whether the blood is human, goblin or turkey. I said donât speak, didnât I? I havenât mentioned some of the other conversation between you and Mr. Stratford, because Feeney here is listening, and you should be relieved about that; gossip can be so cruel.
âAnd now Mr. Flutter, Iâm going to stop talking and upon doing so I would like the first words you utter to beâpay attentionââI want to turn Kingâs evidence.â Yes, I know we donât have kings anymore, but nobody has amended the law. You are a little shit, but Iâm reluctantly persuaded that you were dragged into something beyond your control and worse than you could have imagined. The good news is that Lord Vetinari will almost certainly take my advice and you will live. Remember: âI want to turn Kingâs evidence,â thatâs what I want to hear, Mr. Flutter, otherwise Iâll go for a walk and Mr. Willikins will comb his hair.â
Flutter, who had listened to most of this with his eyes shut, blurted out the words so fast that Vimes had to ask him to repeat them more slowly. When he had finished he was allowed to go to the privy, with Willikins waiting outside, cleaning his nails with his knife, and Feeney was sent to feed the frantic turkeys.
For his part, Vimes entered one of the stinking sheds and prodded around in the dirty straw for what he knew would be there. He was not disappointed. Sufficiently close to, the smell of tobacco was just discernible above the stifling stink of turkey. He rolled a barrel out, found Feeney and said, âI think this is full of tobacco and so Iâm intending to take it as evidence. Your job right now is to scout out a jemmy for me and somebody known to you as a decent upstanding citizen, insofar as there might be one around this place.â
âWell, thereâs Dave who runs the Dog and Badger,â Feeney volunteered.
âAnd he is an upstanding citizen?â said Vimes.
âI have seen him sitting down,â said Feeney, âbut he knows the score, if you get my meaning.â
Vimes nodded and waited a few minutes before Feeney returned with a crowbar, a
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