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pleased as punch. Feeney could be said to look as pleased as Punch, Judy, the dog Toby, the crocodile and, above all, the policeman, all rolled in together. Vimes raised his eyebrows in new interrogation, and Feeney said, âI believe him, chief. He hasnât got it in him, I swear. The best he could manage would be knocking over an old lady for her purse, and even then sheâd probably have to be blind too.â
âThere, you see!â said Flutter triumphantly. âIâm not really a bad person!â
âNo,â said Vimes, âyouâre a veritable choirboy, Mr. Flutter, I can see that, and Iâm rather religious too, and I like chapter and verse, but are you willing to swear that the individual known as Stratford knifed a goblin girl to death on Hangmanâs Hill in the grounds of Ramkin Hall, three nights ago?â
Flutter raised a finger. âCan I say that I told him to stop, and he laughed, and I didnât know it was a girl neitherâI mean, how can you tell?â
Vimesâs face was deadpan. âTell me, Ted, what would you have done if you had known? Iâm intrigued.â
Flutter looked down at his feet. âWell, I, well, well, I meanâ¦not a girl, I meanâ¦well, not a girlâ¦I mean, thatâs not right, know what I mean?â
And you can find someone like this dangerous clown in nearly every neighborhood, Vimes thought. âClearly chivalry is not dead, Mr. Flutter. Okay, Feeney, letâs carry on. Mr. Flutter, why were you on Hangmanâs Hill on the aforesaid night?â
âWe were just having a walk,â said Flutter.
Vimesâs face was again deadpan, so deadpan as to be mortified. âOf course you were, Mr. Flutter. Silly of me to ask the question, really. Constable Upshot, I can see Willikins over there having a smoke.â He pushed at the open door and dragged Flutter inside. âDoes this building have a cellar?â
Flutter was one step away from a toilet break, but nevertheless, being the kind of fool to dig himself in deeper, managed to sneer, âThere might be. So what?â
âMr. Flutter, I have already told you that Iâm a religious man, and since you would test the patience of a saint I need to spend a moment in quiet contemplation, understand? Iâm sure you know that thereâs always an easy way, and then again, thereâs always the hard way. Currently, this is the easy way, but the hard way is also quite easy, in a manner of speaking. Before talking to you again I want to be alone with my thoughts. And it occurs to me, Mr. Flutter, that you might have some thoughts about, as it were, legging it, and so my colleague, Chief Constable Upshot, will guard the door and I shall send in my batman, Mr. Willikins, to keep you company.â
Before Vimes was even able to tap on the window, the door opened and Willikins, immaculate as ever, stepped into the grubby room, all smart and crisp with shiny shoes and a hint of pomade on his hair. The three men then watched Vimes heave at a likely ring on the floor, which pulled back to reveal the trap door to a dark cellar and a ladder going down.
Vimes said, âConstable Upshot, I need a little time to think in the darkness. I wonât be long.â He went down the ladder and pulled the trap door closed behind him.
The darkness said, âAh, commander, at long last. I suspect that youâre here to take a witness statement.â
This is wrong, Vimes told himself. How can you take testimony from a demon, especially when itâs one of no fixed abode? But on the other hand, who needs a witness statement if youâve got a confession?
Up above, Ted Flutterâs eyes rolled this way and that as he analyzed the situation. Letâs see: we have one young twit who is playing at being a copper, and a snooty butler type, all pink and shiny. I reckon Mrs. Flutterâs little boy is out of here. At this point, at this very point, Willikins, without looking at Flutter, reached into his jacket and there was a slap as he laid down on the table in front of him a steel comb. It gleamed. And it gleamed even stronger in Flutterâs imagination. He took one look at Willikinsâ expression, and Mrs. Flutterâs little boy decided he would sit very still until that nice Commander Vimes came back. Out of another pocket Willikins produced the sharpest-looking knife Flutter had ever seen and, without paying any attention
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