Soul Music

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    “All right,” said Jimbo, slithered off his beam. “But next time, thanks all the same, I’d rather try sex ’n drugs.”
    “My dad said he’d kill me if I took drugs,” said Noddy.
    “This is your brain on drugs…” said Jimbo.
    “No, this is your brain, Scum, on this lump here”
    “Oh, cheers. Thanks.”
    “A painkiller’d be favorite right now,” said Jimbo
    A little closer to the lake a heap of sacking slid sideways.
    “Archchancellor?”
    “Yes, Mr. Stibbons?”
    “I think someone trod on my hat.”
    “So what?”
    “It’s still on my head.”
    Ridcully sat up, easing the ache in his bones.
    “Come on, lad,” he said. “Let’s go home. I’m not sure I’m that interested in music anymore. It’s a world of hertz.”

    A coach rattled along the winding mountain road. Mr. Clete was standing on the box, whipping the horses.
    Satchelmouth got unsteadily to his feet. The cliff edge was so close he could see right down into the darkness.
    “I’ve had just about altogether too much of this by half,” he shouted, and tried to snatch at the whip.
    “Stop that! We’ll never catch up with them!” shouted Clete.
    “So what? Who cares? I liked their music!”
    Clete turned. His expression was terrible.
    “Traitor!”
    The butt end of the whip caught Satchelmouth in the stomach. He staggered back, clutched at the edge of the coach, and dropped.
    His outflung arm caught hold of what felt like a thin branch in the darkness. He swung wildly over the drop until his boots got purchase on the rock, and his other hand gripped a broken fence post.
    He was just in time to see the cart rumble straight on. The road, on the other hand, curved sharply.
    Satchelmouth shut his eyes and held on tight until the last scream and crackle and splinter had died away. When he opened them, it was just in time to see a burning wheel bounce down the canyon.
    “Blimey,” he said, “it was lucky there…was…some…thing…”
    His gaze went up. And up.
    YES. IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

    Mr. Clete sat up in the ruins of the cart. It was clearly very much on fire. He was lucky, he told himself, to have survived that.
    A black-robed figure walked through the flames.
    Mr. Clete looked at it. He’d never believed in this sort of thing. He never believed in anything . But if he had believed, he would have believed in someone…bigger.
    He looked down at what he’d thought was his body, and realized that he could see through it, and that it was fading away.
    “Oh, dear,” he said. “Hat. Hat. Hat.”
    The figure grinned, and swung its tiny scythe.
    SNH, SNH, SNH.

    Much later on, people went down into the canyon and sorted out the remains of Mr. Clete from the remains of everything else. There wasn’t very much.
    There was some suggestion that he was some musician…some musician had fled the city or something…hadn’t he? Or was that something else? Anyway, he was dead now. Wasn’t he?
    No one took any notice of the other things. Stuff tended to congregate in the dry riverbed. There was a horse’s skull, and some feathers and beads. And a few pieces of guitar, smashed open like an eggshell. Although it would be hard to say what had flown.

    Susan opened her eyes. She felt wind on her face. There were arms on either side of her. They were supporting her while, at the same time, grasping the reins of a white horse.
    She leaned forward. Clouds were scudding by, far below.
    “All right,” she said, “And now what happens?
    Death was silent for a moment.
    HISTORY TENDS TO SWING BACK INTO LINE. THEY ARE ALWAYS PATCHING IT UP. THERE ARE ALWAYS SOME MINOR LOOSE ENDS…I DARESAY SOME PEOPLE WILL HAVE SOME CONFUSED MEMORIES ABOUT A CONCERT OF SOME SORT IN THE PARK. BUT WHAT OF IT? THEY WILL REMEMBER THINGS THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.
    “But they did happen!”
    AS WELL.
    Susan stared down at the dark landscape. Here and there were the lights of homesteads and small villages, where people were getting on with their lives without thought of what was passing by, high over their heads. She envied them.
    “So,” she said, “just for an example, you understand…what would happen to The Band?”
    OH, THEY MIGHT BE ANYWHERE. Death glanced at the back of Susan’s head. TAKE THE BOY, FOR EXAMPLE. PERHAPS HE LEFT THE BIG CITY. PERHAPS HE WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE. GOT A JOB JUST TO MAKE ENDS MEET. BIDED HIS TIME. DID IT HIS WAY.
    “But he was due in the Drum that night!”
    NOT IF HE DIDN’T GO