Soul Music

anything! You’re just a stupid old man! But I’m giving my life to music! One day soon everyone will say I was the greatest musician in the world!”
    Stupid words. As if any bard cared for any opinion except those of other bards, who’d spent a lifetime learning how to listen to music.
    But said, nevertheless. And, if they’re said with the right passion and the gods are feeling bored, sometimes the universe will re-form itself around words like that. Words have always had the power to change the world.
    Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.
    Or what, for that matter.
    Because, perhaps, something could be drifting through the universes, and a few words by the wrong person at the right moment may just cause it to veer in its course…
    Far away in the bustling metropolis of Ankh-Morpork there was a brief crawling of sparks across an otherwise bare wall and then…
    …there was a shop. An old musical instrument shop. No one remarked on its arrival. As soon as it appeared, it had always been there.

    Death sat staring at nothing, chinbone resting on his hands.
    Albert approached very carefully.
    It had continually puzzled Death in his more introspective moments, and this was one of them, why his servant always walked the same path across the floor.
    I MEAN, he thought, CONSIDER THE SIZE OF THE ROOM…
    …which went on to infinity, or as near infinity as makes no difference. In fact it was about a mile. That’s big for a room, whereas infinity you can hardly see.
    Death had got rather flustered when he’d created the house. Time and space were things to be manipulated, not obeyed. The internal dimensions had been a little too generous. He’d forgotten to make the outside bigger than the inside. It was the same with the garden. When he’d begun to take a little more interest in these things he’d realized the role people seemed to think that color played in concepts like, for example, roses. But he’d made them black. He liked black. It went with anything. It went with everything, sooner or later.
    The humans he’d known—and there had been a few—had responded to the impossible size of the rooms in a strange way, by simply ignoring it.
    Take Albert, now. The big door had opened, Albert had stepped through, carefully balancing a cup and saucer…
    …and a moment later had been well inside the room, on the edge of the relatively small square of carpet that surrounded Death’s desk. Death gave up wondering how Albert covered the intervening space when it dawned on him that, to his servant, there was no intervening space…
    “I’ve brought you some camomile tea, sir,” said Albert.
    HMM?
    “Sir?”
    SORRY. I WAS THINKING. WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID?
    “Camomile tea?”
    I THOUGHT THAT WAS A KIND OF SOAP?
    “You can put it in soap or tea, sir,” said Albert. He was worried. He was always worried when Death started to think about things. It was the wrong job for thinking about things. And he thought about them in the wrong way.
    HOW VERY USEFUL. CLEAN INSIDE AND OUT.
    Death put his chin on his hands again.
    “Sir?” said Albert, after a while.
    HMM?
    “It’ll get cold if you leave it.”
    ALBERT…
    “Yessir?”
    I HAVE BEEN WONDERING…
    “Sir?”
    WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT? SERIOUSLY? WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT?
    “Oh. Er. Couldn’t really say, sir.”
    I DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT, ALBERT. YOU KNOW THAT. NOW I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT. NOT JUST ABOUT THE KNEES.
    “Who, sir?”
    There was no reply.
    Albert looked back when he’d reached the door. Death was staring into space again. No one could stare quite like him.

    Not being seen wasn’t a big problem. It was the things that she kept seeing that were more of a worry.
    There were the dreams. They were only dreams, of course. Susan knew that modern theory said that dreams were only images thrown up while the brain was filing the day’s events. She would have been more reassured if the day’s events had ever included flying white horses, huge dark rooms, and lots of skulls.
    At least they were only dreams. She’d seen other things. For example, she’d never mentioned the strange woman in the dormitory the night Rebecca Snell put a tooth under the pillow. Susan had watched her come through the open window and stand by the bed. She looked a bit like a milkmaid and not at all frightening, even though she had walked through the furniture. There had been the jingle of coins. Next morning the tooth had gone and Rebecca was