Soul Music

dead bodies!”
    “Right!”
    “What are you eating? ”
    “It’s all right,” said the raven, backing away. “There’s enough for everyone.”
    “That’s disgusting!”
    “I didn’t kill ’em,” it said.
    Susan gave up.
    “She looked a lot like Iron Lily,” she said, as they walked back to the patient horse. “Our gym mistress. Sounded like her, too.” She imagined the warbling Valkyries pounding across the sky. Get some warrior, you bunch of fainting blossoms…
    “Convergent evolution,” said the raven. “Often happens. I read once where apparently the common octopus has an eye almost exactly the same as the human eyeb—caw!”
    “You were going to say something like: except for the taste, weren’t you,” said Susan.
    “Negger grossed by bind,” said the raven indistinctly.
    “Sure?”
    “Leg go ogg by beak glease?”
    Susan released her grip.
    “This is dreadful,” she said. “This is what he used to do? There’s no element of choice?”
    SQUEAK.
    “But what if they don’t deserve to die?”
    SQUEAK.
    The Death of Rats contrived to indicate, quite effectively, that in that case they could apply to the universe and point out that they didn’t deserve to die. In which case it was up to the universe to say, oh, didn’t you? oh, well, that’s all right then, you can go on living. It was a remarkably succinct gesture.
    “So…my grandfather was Death, and he just let nature take its course? When he could have done some good? That’s stupid .”
    The Death of Rats shook its skull.
    “I mean, was Volf on the right side?” said Susan.
    “Hard to say,” said the raven. “He was a Vasung. The other side were Bergunds. Apparently it all started with a Bergund carrying off a Vasung woman a few hundred years ago. Or it may have been the other way round. Well, the other side invaded their village. There was a bit of a massacre. And then the other ones went to the other village and there was another massacre. After that, you might say, there was some residual bad feeling.”
    “Very well, then,” said Susan. “Who’s next?”
    SQUEAK.
    The Death of Rats landed on the saddle. It leaned down and, with some effort, hauled another hourglass out of the pack. Susan read the label.
    It said: Imp y Celyn.
    Susan had a sensation of falling backward.
    “I know this name,” she said.
    SQUEAK.
    “I…remember it from somewhere,” said Susan. “It’s important. He’s…important…”

    The moon hung over the desert of Klatch like a huge ball of rock.
    It wasn’t much of a desert to be graced by so impressive a moon.
    It was just part of the belt of deserts, growing progressively hotter and dryer, that surrounded the Great Nef and the Dehydrated Ocean. And no one would have thought much about it if people very like Mr. Clete of the Musicians’ Guild hadn’t come along and made maps and put across this part of the desert an innocent little dotted line that marked a border between Klatch and Hersheba.
    Up until that time the D’regs, a collection of cheerfully warlike nomadic tribes, had roamed the desert quite freely. Now there was a line, they were sometimes Klatchian D’regs and sometimes Hershebian D’regs, with all the rights due to citizens of both states, particularly the right to pay just as much tax as could be squeezed out of them and be drafted in to fight wars against people they’d never heard of. So as a result of the dotted line Klatch was now incipiently at war with Hersheba and the D’regs, Hersheba was at war with the D’regs and Klatch, and the D’regs were at war with everyone, including one another, and having considerable fun because the D’reg word for “stranger” was the same as for “target.”
    The fort was one of the legacies of the dotted line.
    Now it was a dark rectangle on the hot silver sands. From it came what could very accurately be called the strains of an accordion, since someone seemed to want to play a tune but kept on running into difficulties after a few bars, and starting again.
    Someone knocked on the door.
    After a while there was a scraping on the other side and a small hatch opened.
    “Yes, offendi?”
    IS THIS THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
    The face of the little man on the other side of the door went blank.
    “Ah,” he said, “you’ve got me there. Hang on a moment.” The hatch shut. There was a whispered discussion on the other side of the door. The hatch opened.
    “Yes, it appears we are the…the…what was that