The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

said Darktan.
    'Right, right,' said Maurice soothingly. 'One rat can think and be brave, right. But a bunch of rats is a mob. A bunch of rats is just a big animal with lots of legs and no brain.'
    'That's not true!' said Peaches. 'Together we are strong!'
    'Exactly how high?' said Darktan, who was staring at the candlelight as if seeing pictures in it.
    'What?' asked Peaches and Maurice together.
    'The wall… how high, exactly?'
    'Huh? I don't know! High! Humans were leaning their elbows on it! Does it matter? It's far too high for a rat to jump, I know that.'
    'Everything we've done we've done because we've stuck together-' Peaches began.
    'We'll rescue Hamnpork together, then,' said Darktan. 'We'll-' He spun around at the sound of a rat coming along the pipe, and then wrinkled his nose. 'It's Sardines,' he said. 'And… let's see, smells female, young, nervous… Nourishing?'
    The youngest member of the Trap Disposal Squad was trailing after Sardines. She was wet and dejected.
    'You look like a drowned rat, miss,' said Darktan.
    'Fell in a broken drain, sir,' said Nourishing.
    'Good to see you, anyway. What's happening, Sardines?'
    The dancing rat did a few nervous steps. 'I've been climbing up more drainpipes and along more washing lines than is good for me,' he said. 'And don't ask me about krrkk cats, boss, I'd like to see every last one of 'em dead-savin' yer honour's presence, o'course,' Sardines added, eyeing Maurice nervously.
    'And?' said Peaches.
    'They've gone to some kind of stables right on the edge of the town,' said Sardines. 'Smells bad . Lots of dogs around. Men, too.'
    'Rat pit,' said Maurice. 'I told you. They've been breeding rats for the rat pit!'
    'Right,' said Darktan. 'We're going to get Hamnpork out of there. Sardines, you will show me the way. We'll try to pick up others as we go. The rest of you should try to find the kid.'
    'Why are you giving orders?' said Peaches.
    'Because someone has to,' said Darktan. 'Hamnpork might be a bit scabby and set in his ways but he's the leader and everyone smells that and we need him. Any questions? Right-'
    'Can I come, sir?' said Nourishing.
    'She's helping me carry my string, boss,' Sardines explained. Both he and the younger rat were carrying bundles of it.
    'You need all of that?' said Darktan.
    'You should never say no to a piece of string, boss,' said Sardines earnestly. 'It's amazing, some of the stuff I've been finding-'
    'All right, so long as she's useful for something ,' said Darktan. 'She'd better be able to keep up. Let's go!'
    And then there was just Dangerous Beans, Peaches, and Maurice.
    Dangerous Beans sighed. 'One rat can be brave, but a bunch of rats is just a mob?' he said. 'Are you right, Maurice?'
    'No, I was… look, there was something back there,' said Maurice. 'It's in a cellar. I don't know what it is. It's the voice that gets into people's heads!'
    'Not everyone,' said Peaches. 'It didn't frighten you, did it? Or us. Or Darktan. It made Hamnpork very angry. Why?'
    Maurice blinked. He could hear the voice in his head again. It was very faint, and it certainly wasn't his own thoughts, and it said I will find a way in, CAT!
    'Did you hear that?' he said.
    'I didn't hear anything,' said Peaches.
    Perhaps you have to be close, Maurice thought. Perhaps, if you've been close, it knows where your head lives.
    He'd never seen a rat so miserable as Dangerous Beans. The little rat was huddled by the candle, staring unseeing at Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure .
    'I hoped it would be better than this,' said Dangerous Beans. 'But it turns out we're just… rats. As soon as there's trouble, we're just… rats.'
    It was very unusual for Maurice to feel sympathetic to anyone who wasn't Maurice. In a cat, that is a major character flaw. I must be ill, he thought. 'If it's any help, I'm just a cat,' he said.
    'Oh, but you are not. You are kind and, deep down, I sense that you have a generous nature,' said Dangerous Beans.
    Maurice tried not to look at Peaches. Oh boy, he thought.
    'At least you ask people before you eat them,' said Peaches.
    You'd better tell them, said Maurice's thoughts. Go on, tell them. You'd feel better.
    Maurice tried to tell his thoughts to shut up. What a time to get a conscience! What good was a cat with a conscience? A cat with a conscience was a… a hamster, or something…
    'Um, I've been meaning to talk to you about that,' he muttered.
    Go on, tell them, said his shiny new conscience. Get it out in the open.
    'Yes?'