The Corrections

Chipper said.
    “He’s a Tadpole,” Gary said.
    “So. A Dolphin and a Tadpole. And what special skills do you bring to the workplace now that you’re a Dolphin?”
    “Scissors kick.”
    “I wish I’d had a nice big swimming pool like that when I was growing up,” the boss said, although for all he knew the pool at the Y was neither nice nor big. “Except for some muddy water in a cow pond I don’t recall seeing water deeper than three feet until I saw the Platte River. I must have been nearly ten.”
    His youthful subordinates weren’t following. They shifted on their feet, Gary still smiling tentatively as though hopeful of an upturn in the conversation, Chipper frankly gaping at the laboratory, which was forbidden territory except when the boss was in it. The air here tasted like steel wool.
    Alfred regarded his two subordinates gravely. Fraternizing had always been a struggle for him. “Have you been helping your mother in the kitchen?” he said.
    When a subject didn’t interest Chipper, as this one didn’t, he thought about girls, and when he thought about girls he felt a surge of hope. On the wings of this hope he floated from the laboratory and up the stairs.
    “Ask me nine times twenty-three,” Gary told the boss.
    “All right,” Alfred said. “What is nine times twenty-three?”
    “Two hundred seven. Ask me another.”
    “What’s twenty-three squared?”
    In the kitchen Enid dredged the Promethean meat in flour and laid it in a Westinghouse electric pan large enough to fry nine eggs in ticktacktoe formation. A cast aluminum lid clattered as the rutabaga water came abruptly to a. boil. Earlier in the day a half package of bacon in the refrigerator had suggested liver to her, the drab liver had suggested a complement of bright yellow, and so the Dinner had taken shape. Unfortunately, when she went to cook the bacon she discovered there were only three strips, not the six or eight she’d imagined. She was now struggling to believe that three strips would suffice for the entire family.
    “What’s that? ” said Chipper with alarm.
    “Liver ‘n’ bacon!”
    Chipper backed out of the kitchen shaking his head in violent denial. Some days were ghastly from the outset; the breakfast oatmeal was studded with chunks of date like chopped-up cockroach; bluish swirls of inhomogeneity in his milk; a doctor’s appointment after breakfast. Other days, like this one, did not reveal their full ghastliness till they were nearly over.
    He reeled through the house repeating: “Ugh, horrible, ugh, horrible, ugh, horrible, ugh, horrible …”
    “Dinner in five minutes, wash your hands,” Enid called.
    Cauterized liver had the odor of fingers that had handled dirty coins.
    Chipper came to rest in the living room and pressed his face against the window, hoping for a glimpse of Cindy Meisner in her dining room. He had sat next to Cindy returning from the Y and smelled the chlorine on her. A sodden Band-Aid had clung by a few lingering bits of stickum to her knee.
    Thukkety thukkety thukkety went Enid’s masher round the pot of sweet, bitter, watery rutabaga.
    Alfred washed his hands in the bathroom, gave the soap to Gary, and employed a small towel.
    “Picture a square,” he said to Gary.
    Enid knew that Alfred hated liver, but the meat was full of health-bringing iron, and whatever Alfred’s shortcomings as a husband, no one could say he didn’t play by the rules. The kitchen was her domain, and he never meddled.
    “Chipper, have you washed your hands?”
    It seemed to Chipper that if he could only see Cindy again for one moment he might be rescued from the Dinner. He imagined being with her in her house and following her to her room. He imagined her room as a haven from danger and responsibility.
    “Chipper?”
    “You square A, you square B, and you add twice the product of A and B,” Alfred told Gary as they sat down at the table.
    “Chipper, you better wash your hands,” Gary warned.
    Alfred pictured a square:
    1. Large Square & Smaller Squares
    “I’m sorry I’m a little short on bacon,” Enid said. “I thought I had more.”
    In the bathroom Chipper was reluctant to wet his hands because he was afraid he would never get them dry again. He let the water run audibly while he rubbed his hands with a towel. His failure to glimpse Cindy through the window had wrecked his composure.
    “We had high fevers,” Gary reported. “Chipper had an earache, too.”
    Brown grease-soaked flakes