The Face

walkway. Under the Mexican-tile roof, the filthy tangles of long-empty birds’ nests dripped from the eaves, and the stucco walls were cracked, chipped, in need of paint.
        The structure looked like the residence of a troll who had grown weary of living under bridges, without amenities, but who had neither the knowledge nor the industry, nor the sense of pride, needed to maintain a house.
        Corky rang the doorbell, which produced not sweet chimes but the sputtering racket of a broken, corroded mechanism.
        He loved this place.
        Because Corky had called ahead and promised money, the three-eyed freak was waiting by the door. He answered the tubercular cough of the bell even before the sound finished grating on Corky’s ear.
        Yanking the door open, looming, one great grizzled grimace with a pendulous gut and size-thirteen bare feet, wearing gray sweat pants and a Megadeth concert T-shirt, Ned Hokenberry said, “You look like a damn mustard pot.”
        “It’s raining,” Corky observed.
        “You look like a pimple on Godzilla’s ass.”
        “If you’re worried about getting the carpet wet-”
        “Hell, scuzzy as this carpet is, a bunch of pukin’-drunk hobos with bad bladders couldn’t do it any harm.”
        [353] Hokenberry turned away, lumbering into the living room. Corky stepped inside and closed the door behind himself.
        The carpet looked as if previously it had been wall-to-wall in a barn.
        Should the day arrive when mahogany-finish Formica furniture with green-and-blue-striped polyester upholstery became prized by collectors and museums, Hokenberry would be a wealthy man. The two best items in the living room were a recliner littered with crushed corn chips and a big-screen TV.
        The small windows were half covered by drapes. No lamps were aglow; only the TV screen cast light.
        Corky was comfortable with the gloom. In spite of his affinity for chaos, he hoped never to see the interior of this house in bright light.
        “The last batch of information you gave me checks out, as far as I’m able to check it,” Corky said, “and it’s really been helpful.”
        “Told you I know the estate better than that candy-ass actor knows his own dick.”
        Until he’d been dismissed, with generous severance pay, for leaving prank messages on the answering machine that his employer had dedicated to phone calls from the dead, Ned Hokenberry had been a security guard at Palazzo Rospo.
        “You say they got a new security chief. I can’t guarantee he didn’t change some procedures.”
        “I understand.”
        “You have my twenty thousand?”
        “I have it right here.” Corky withdrew his right arm from the voluminous sleeve of the slicker, and reached to an interior pocket for the packet of cash, his second payment to Hokenberry.
        Even framed by the snugly buttoned yellow collar of his slicker and the drooping yellow brim of his rain hat, Corky’s face must have revealed more of his contempt than he intended.
        Hokenberry’s bloodshot eyes blurred with self-pity, and his doughy face kneaded itself into more and deeper folds as he said, “I wasn’t always a sorry damn wreck, you know. Didn’t used to have [354] this gut. Shaved every day, cleaned up real nice. Front lawn used to be green. Bein’ fired by that son of a bitch is what ruined me.”
        “I thought you said Manheim gave you lots of severance pay?”
        “That was soul-buyin’ money, I now understand. Anyway, Manheim wasn’t man enough to fire me himself. He had his creepy guru do it.”
        “Ming du Lac.”
        “That’s the one. Ming, he takes me to the rose garden, pours tea, which I’m polite enough to drink even if it tastes like piss.”
        “You’re a gentleman.”
        “We’re sittin’ at this table surrounded by roses, got this white lace cloth and fancy china-”
        “Sounds lovely.”
        “-while he talks at me about gettin’ my spiritual house in order. I’m not just bored shitless, but thinkin’ he’s even a bigger fruitcake than I ever figured, when after fifteen minutes I realize I’m bein’ fired. If he’d made that clear at the start, I wouldn’t have had to drink his piss-poor tea.”
        “That does sound traumatizing,” Corky said, pretending sympathy.
        “It wasn’t traumatizin’, you ass pimple. What do you think I am, some pansy gets his dainties all