The Lightning Thief

kids finishing the test could hear. Nancy Bobofit smirked at me and made sarcastic little kissing motions with her lips.
    I mumbled, “Okay, sir.”
    “I mean . . .” Mr. Brunner wheeled his chair back and forth, like he wasn’t sure what to say. “This isn’t the right place for you. It was only a matter of time.”
    My eyes stung.
    Here was my favorite teacher, in front of the class, telling me I couldn’t handle it. After saying he believed in me all year, now he was telling me I was destined to get kicked out.
    “Right,” I said, trembling.
    “No, no,” Mr. Brunner said. “Oh, confound it all. What I’m trying to say . . . you’re not normal, Percy. That’s nothing to be—”
    “Thanks,” I blurted. “Thanks a lot, sir, for reminding me.”
    “Percy—”
    But I was already gone.
    On the last day of the term, I shoved my clothes into my suitcase.
    The other guys were joking around, talking about their vacation plans. One of them was going on a hiking trip to Switzerland. Another was cruising the Caribbean for a month. They were juvenile delinquents, like me, but they were rich juvenile delinquents. Their daddies were executives, or ambassadors, or celebrities. I was a nobody, from a family of nobodies.
    They asked me what I’d be doing this summer and I told them I was going back to the city.
    What I didn’t tell them was that I’d have to get a summer job walking dogs or selling magazine subscriptions, and spend my free time worrying about where I’d go to school in the fall.
    “Oh,” one of the guys said. “That’s cool.”
    They went back to their conversation as if I’d never existed.
    The only person I dreaded saying good-bye to was Grover, but as it turned out, I didn’t have to. He’d booked a ticket to Manhattan on the same Greyhound as I had, so there we were, together again, heading into the city.
    During the whole bus ride, Grover kept glancing nervously down the aisle, watching the other passengers. It occurred to me that he’d always acted nervous and fidgety when we left Yancy, as if he expected something bad to happen. Before, I’d always assumed he was worried about getting teased. But there was nobody to tease him on the Greyhound.
    Finally I couldn’t stand it anymore.
    I said, “Looking for Kindly Ones?”
    Grover nearly jumped out of his seat. “Wha—what do you mean?”
    I confessed about eavesdropping on him and Mr. Brunner the night before the exam.
    Grover’s eye twitched. “How much did you hear?”
    “Oh . . . not much. What’s the summer solstice deadline?”
    He winced. “Look, Percy . . . I was just worried for you, see? I mean, hallucinating about demon math teachers . . .”
    “Grover—”
    “And I was telling Mr. Brunner that maybe you were overstressed or something, because there was no such person as Mrs. Dodds, and . . .”
    “Grover, you’re a really, really bad liar.”
    His ears turned pink.
    From his shirt pocket, he fished out a grubby business card. “Just take this, okay? In case you need me this summer.”
    The card was in fancy script, which was murder on my dyslexic eyes, but I finally made out something like:
     
    Grover Underwood
    Keeper
    Half-Blood Hill
    Long Island, New York
    (800) 009-0009
     
    “What’s Half—”
    “Don’t say it aloud!” he yelped. “That’s my, um . . . summer address.”
    My heart sank. Grover had a summer home. I’d never considered that his family might be as rich as the others at Yancy.
    “Okay,” I said glumly. “So, like, if I want to come visit your mansion.”
    He nodded. “Or . . . or if you need me.”
    “Why would I need you?”
    It came out harsher than I meant it to.
    Grover blushed right down to his Adam’s apple. “Look, Percy, the truth is, I—I kind of have to protect you.”
    I stared at him.
    All year long, I’d gotten in fights, keeping bullies away from him. I’d lost sleep worrying that he’d get beaten up next year without me. And here he was acting like he was the one who defended me .
    “Grover,” I said, “what exactly are you protecting me from?”
    There was a huge grinding noise under our feet. Black smoke poured from the dashboard and the whole bus filled with a smell like rotten eggs. The driver cursed and limped the Greyhound over to the side of the highway.
    After a few minutes clanking around in the engine compartment, the driver announced that we’d all have to get off. Grover and I filed outside with everybody else.
    We were on a stretch